mckenzie mariah

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[mckenzie mariah @MckenzieRatz]

remember when republicans started riots & fires when obama won, twice... yeah, me either.

[mckenzie mariah @MckenzieRatz]

Who’s on Peloton? Let me know your name 🚴🏼‍♀️

[mckenzie mariah @MckenzieRatz]

huh?? 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Thomas Catenacci @ThomasCatenacci]

What?

[Tony Perkis @Tony_Perkis]

RIP Harvey Bushkin

Remember, NEVER LET ANYONE SIGN YOUR CHECKS

#HIHIHIYA

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

my sister just asked me if I wanted go out with her tonight. she said her friend invited her out ten minutes ago. TEN. MINUTES. NOTICE. TO GO OUT. and she's GOING. on a WEEKNIGHT. A TUESDAY. am i old or is this chaotic energy

[Kevin McCallister @Home_Alone_Kev]

When somebody owes you $122.50.

[mckenzie mariah @MckenzieRatz]

why does nancy pelosi talk like she has a mouth full of peanut butter

[mckenzie mariah @MckenzieRatz]

sunny & 57. idk what you’re doing michigan, but i like it

[mckenzie mariah @MckenzieRatz]

lizzie mcguire on disney plus >>>

[mckenzie mariah @MckenzieRatz]

@JosephRendina 😧

[mckenzie mariah @MckenzieRatz]

@Tiffanygerweck right? made me sad 😪

[mckenzie mariah @MckenzieRatz]

@jlatondress @enews ahhhh grand rapids circa 2014?

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Just overheard someone say “it’s Friday somewhere” lmao. Like... it’s just... not.

[mckenzie mariah @MckenzieRatz]

watching fireworks on people’s snapchat might be the most annoying thing

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

If President Trump did all the things liberals say he did, he’d qualify to be a Democrat.

[mckenzie mariah @MckenzieRatz]

my life consists of going to work & coming home to watch live pd and cops....

[Ż𝕌𝐋𝐔 @Zulu_Law]

@DetroitRedWings #LGRW

[lyndz🖤 @hazlmews]

Who else is “Limewire” years old?

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

This passenger is at the airport playing his guitar at the gate for all of us. Isn’t that fucking NICE of him? I guess it turns out we all wanted to hear him strum!