McKenzie Stevens

be a little twisted

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Nobody notices how sad you are until it turns into anger ... now you crazy and need help

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire
- did i act ok
- was i cool
- was i fun
- did you have fun
- did i do anything wrong

[debby ☁️🩷 @annasflicker]

OH!

[gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios]

🎄

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Really I’m pretty low maintenance, I just need 17 hours of alone time every morning, constant reassurance from everyone in my life that they’re not mad at me, and $150 worth of little treats every single day and I’m good to go

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

me after hearing the new hire was born in 2003

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

oh god was not prepared for my teenage child to get 9/11 homework from history class

had to interview me about 9/11 the way students had to interview ww2 veterans in the 90s

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

No matter what’s going on in your life there is a form of potato that will make it better

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

A girl on tik tok just said "I would rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect" and I think that a lot of people need to take that and really engrave it into their soul.

[Trey @treydayway]

A shocking image would be the band still playing. This is expected

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Jobs be like: “Thanks for making us 9 billion dollars! Have some pizza!” 😭

[t. @thandoau]

i love when you make a difficult decision to let someone or something go and later get signs that you made the right decision. it’s the biggest sigh of relief.

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

Sitting in air conditioning makes me a better person.

[Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56]

Paper towels are just napkins on the cob.

[taimur @taimurabdaal]

Hi John, Thx

Sorry for the delay Sent from my iPhone
on this! Please find
the project report
attached. Let me
know if you have
any questions.

Kind regards

[Nate Solon @natesolon]

Mail is crazy because it's like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don't reply to you're going to jail.