Doc McMuffins

m3 (she/her), aspiring pediatrician, had to separate my personal & professional life bc my millennial memes didn’t mix well with my gangrenous toe memes

[Doc McMuffins @McmuffinsDoc]

Found out I passed step 1 today (!!!) and was gifted this by my school one hour later 😒

[Natalie Crawford, MD @ncrawfordmd]

A nationwide abortion ban was introduced today by Senate Republicans - aiming to limit abortions across the US. This ban would prohibit abortions after 15 wks, but medically their argument is false.

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[Doc McMuffins @McmuffinsDoc]

Nothing like certifying your rank list on the last day possible to round out four years of procrastination and panic

[DocMcCafferty (She/Hers) @DocMcCafferty]

Curious about the new CDC/AAP SURVEILLANCE milestones?

Some background first!

Its important to know the difference between surveillance, screening, and diagnosis

And that these changes affect ONLY surveillance, and began BEFORE the pandemic

Alright, Let's go...🧵1/16

[Doc McMuffins @McmuffinsDoc]

Haven’t set foot in the hospital in two months, new rotation tomorrow should be fun!!!!

[Trauma Pager Reads… @TraumaPager]

[obligatory holiday themed tweet]

[Doc McMuffins @McmuffinsDoc]

Just thinking about an interview where the residents were like “We are big on wellness, you get three half days off per year it’s amazing” 🥲🥲

[Doc McMuffins @McmuffinsDoc]

Is it weird that I still put on perfume before every virtual interview

[Doc McMuffins @McmuffinsDoc]

How are there still multiple platforms for scheduling interviews, like why must everything be 3x more difficult for us

[Doc McMuffins @McmuffinsDoc]

Wow what a stressful few weeks it has been, but ERAS is in and we’re free!!!!! (For the moment at least)

[Doc McMuffins @McmuffinsDoc]

@KevinCChiang Hi!! M4 applying to peds, lover of corn mazes!

[Doc McMuffins @McmuffinsDoc]

Just found out my patient with T1DM is being made fun of at school and I want to FIGHT these 12 year old bullies

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

It would be just so, so great if the millions of men who have benefited from abortion could jump in here and speak up with us.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

The easy residency

[Doc McMuffins @McmuffinsDoc]

@wifemomfuturemd Omg you right, I was thinking it’d be four weeks from my test day

[Doc McMuffins @McmuffinsDoc]

I thought I’d get my step score back today yet here I am still living in blissful ignorance

[Doc McMuffins @McmuffinsDoc]

We admitted a 3 and 10 year old to the picu today with covid :(

[Doc McMuffins @McmuffinsDoc]

Hello why did we choose a field where we feel DUMB so often

[Doc McMuffins @McmuffinsDoc]

@electriczoob__ It’s amazing!! There’s so much learning, definitely worth the tiredness lol

[Doc McMuffins @McmuffinsDoc]

On day 3 of my subI in the PICU and I’m exhausted 🥲🥲🥲