I asked for a ridiculous one since some of these are depressing
man stuck an air hose into his penis, inflated, and then “blew up his balls” as in, you guessed it, another scrotal devolving/rupture
this one was a big deal in Michigan as it divided a community and changed boating age laws within the state
jet skis vs boat propellor/collision, female teenager leg severed, male teenager severed completely in half at the abdomen, drivers of boat/jet skis were only 15 years old