how to shitpost properly‼️😝
you see in current times, many people still think shitposting is just posting nonsense
it’s not!
the best shitposts have a point buried inside the joke, that’s what makes people retweet it without knowing why.
here are a few things that works..
>say what everyone is thinking but nobody wants to say out loud:
You get a particular thought/funny idea from a post/trend/person, post it! the moment someone reads it and thinks “I literally just thought of this” you’ve already won
>be specific:
“when the market dumps” that line is weak❌
“when the market dumps and your buy signal thread is still pinned” strong and direct✅
>short is almost always better:
to be real everyone knows this; the longer your shitpost the less funny it gets…
1-2 lines is enough, if it’s passed at least 3 you just doing too much…
leave room for people to finish the thought themselves or add reference under cs
>timing matters more than content:
a good shitpost at the wrong moment isn’t a shitpost at all
making relatable shitposts during a:
-market crash
-a controversial tweet
-a trending topic
has the potential to become a banger tweet and do numbers
>most importantly don’t try too hard:
be you, If “you” is unhinge just post man, the ones that perform best are usually the ones that get posted without thinking about them
the minute you start editing a shitpost it stops being one…
oh well, most of us are getting better at our crafts but only a few have mastered it
the likes of @oxtochi@Telcier@taiyoo@bigchog@sai0xgen study them>>>⚓️
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