Tinker

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Name a better take than this on the Iran war, I’ll wait.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They’ve arrested more people for touching the peeling paint at the Reflecting Pool than they’ve arrested from the Epstein files.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Friday to everyone who noticed that, while even MILLI VANILLI bailed on trump's birthday, EVERYONE showed up for President Obama, including all the living Presidents, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen, John Legend, Jennifer Hudson, Common, Eddie Vedder, Tom Hanks, Stephen Spielberg...

People showed up for the REAL ones.

Michael Steele: "This is a moment that can be about the country. And I think a lot of people are looking at it that way."🙏💪

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

👀

[Tinker @MdntBaker]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Mini Godzilla 😮

[RedWolf🐺 @RedWolfMMA]

Just a reminder that the same year Jake Paul was born Mike Tyson was 31 years old, biting off ears, fighting Las Vegas police and producing one of the coldest fight pictures of all time 👀 praying we see this Iron Mike back for one more night 🙏👊
#PaulTyson

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

If it would've proved Gaetz's innocence, it would have been released already. Just saying.

[Tinker @MdntBaker]

@GeorgeTakei Well, they aren't wrong!

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Did a vampire write this?

[Tinker @MdntBaker]

Yup.

[Tinker @MdntBaker]

@kontroll_kaos @jeremyfromga The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates! So funny

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Tell me you love your job without telling me you love your job.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

TOMORROW:

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

ACCURATE.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Happy Friday and FUCK trump.

[JJ in DC @JJintheUS]

@MuellerSheWrote Missing a piece of what now?

[FriendlyKozak @KvotheTheArcane]

The mashup we didn’t need and I’m sorry for making.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I never thought the Antichrist would be orange.

[Marc Sallinger @MarcSallinger]

A tattoo shop in Colorado Springs is in a dispute with a much taller apartment building next door

So they decided to use their artistic skills to get back at them

They painted a mural on their roof filled with d**ks for everyone in the apartments to see

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

It's easy to forget how insane the stuff Trump says is sometimes because there's so much of it. Thanks, Jimmy Kimmel.