Midnight Rambler

well ya heard about the Boston___ honey, it’s not one of those

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Anyone else hate that ADHD-isn’t-real documentary on Netflix as much as I did? Not once did they interview an actual person with ADHD who stimulants have helped. Just flatly stated anyone who takes adderall is an addict and called it a day. #takeyourpills

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@jonslater37 I don’t know if this means you should or should not drop acid during your stay

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@KBAndersen @nytimes They were all neglected latchkey kids whose parents didn’t love them enough

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@ask_aubry He should forget about “getting back in the game” and subscribe to the onlyfans

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@misskubelik Jack Black is hot af who are these people?

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@RussInCheshire I kept laughing as I read and then abruptly stopping when I remembered it’s all true

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@TeachinTeesside @Lael4498 @theheatherhogan I thought in the UK you just call everyone “mate”

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@JaneOst_ I know exactly the kind of person you’re talking about that makes you hear this as a right wing dog whistle but I’ve enjoyed reading the replies from leftists who can’t find a party left enough for them who are horrified at the suggestion

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@jarrylew Thing I know now that would have changed my life at 21- arrogant, judgmental pricks trying to shill self help garbage needn’t be humored for even one minute

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@Artists_Ali I feel like Rowling is the most contemporary example but fat phobia is such a trope in British childrens lit. I mean every fat kid in Roald Dahl’s books was always portrayed as stupid/ a liability to the main character

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@cjbanning @evanbear20 @mattyglesias Would that really be a deviation from the status quo?

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Yeah but since all this stuff is plastic I’d say it’s still pretty problematic

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@jessejanderson At 33 I’ve just accepted that I’m never going to be a long term planner and that I’ll just live my life from one small goal to the next and I’m fine with that.

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@OriginalSuperE @toastfuker @RottenInDenmark It’s about frickin’ time!!

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@toastfuker @RottenInDenmark According to him, yes

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@RottenInDenmark My favorite part of this story so far has been Trump comparing the FBI to the Watergate burglars 😂 Like sure there’s a Watergate parallel- it’s just that both cases involve criminal Republican presidents

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@AubryAndrews Tbh this one sounds like a joke

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@RottenInDenmark People will have disappointing sex when they’re young no matter what adults teach them. Educating kids about consent will mitigate that but at a certain point you just gotta live and learn. Mistakes are guaranteed. This is not news

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@hilaryagro Everyone’s talking about the age you’re supposed to get your period and not talking about the assertion that sexual assault is caused by capitalism?? Seems bold to assume we know all sex was consensual before modern times

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@AubryAndrews Who tf are his friends??