YaFavoriteFatChick

the ugly duckling with the swan ego...the random ranter🙃...roasting me is not necessary, I heard it all b4 so 🖕🏾in advance

follow or fall back 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Corrieander 🤍 @GRAVETHRILLER]

That baby was 17 years old…..gone too soon, my Lord…..

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

When u had a hefty low vibrational plate at home and followed it up wit some high caffeine coffee at work for night shift 🙃

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

For a person who so call dont celebrate their bday like that, they sure pressed about a gift coming from someone they not even with anymore. Betta ask your gf and come at her they same way u came at me. See how that works for ya.

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

Last time I checked gifts are a 100% voluntary thing that a person decides to give, not directed by the giftee. The giver decides all. Cuz the giftee dont have to get shit at all

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

How tf u gonna ask somebody are they getting u something for your bday and then tell them they got til a certain day to do it?? MFKA I ain't got to get shit at all GTFOH it's called a GIFT.

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

Some niggas be having the grandest amount of audacity lately. It's like when they go to sleep it charges up like a damn phone 😤🤬

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

Ok so it's November now...which means it's about to be a lil baby boom from those Valentine's Day link ups...for the love of God if anyone names their baby LeJeune....or even hints at it...🤬🤬

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

This being sick shit is FOR THE MFKN BIRDS!!!😷🤧🤒💊😭

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

#team39 #almost40

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

Happy birthday to me

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

Bought some "whales" instead of "goldfish" to save a buck or 2 at the store...felt betrayed by the whole damn sea...smh #foodcosts

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

Do kids ever stop and think "lemme stop before my mama cut my ass" HELL NO 🤦🏾‍♀️

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

Just celebrated an age milestone with my youngest the other day...one more age milestone to celebrate in 6 weeks or so 😊

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

Really fckn over it with this bd bullshit

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

@_DJMouseTrap Yep...a certified senior 🥺😩😭

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

Today was my kids 1st day of school. One coming out, one going in...

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

Ok so don't cuss me out but I see yall already starting to run out with the cornrow hearts already 🙄 let the kids have it sheesh

[Maxx Monsoon. @MaxxTheVillain_]

Someone said they must be really mad at will Smith cause we ain't heard summertime yet this summer 😂😂😂😂

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

When you're down 25lbs due to being sick for 3 weeks, but your body shaped so funny you cant even tell the difference 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️FML I HATE IT HERE

[YaFavoriteFatChick @MeAgnstMyWorld]

It blows me that today is my kids senior pic day and she could care less about looking the part. 🤦🏾‍♀️