Bukayo Saka in UCL final:
0 goals
0 assists
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 key passes
0 successful take-ons
0 accurate crosses
Cardio.
Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir talk about the JPM sex scandal
ROGAN: “It turns out it’s fake. He just claimed she made him f**k her.”
GILLIS: “Wait, is it an Indian guy?”
ROGAN; “I believe so.”
GILLIS; “Yeah it does read like an Indian guy.” 😂 😂 😂
Some NFL team's war room tonight after picking a total bust that will set their franchise back a decade and bring future depression to millions of fans
I'm old enough to remember when Tebow first blew up at Florida. Always thought he had to have been hiding some big secret bc there's just no way anybody is really that good of a person.
20 years later he is the only guy I can think of who was built up by the media to be a saint and has actually lived up to it. Also has a higher playoff passer rating than Tom Brady.
On this day six years ago, Manchester United signed Bruno Fernandes for £47m. 103 goals, 97 assists, 312 appearances & 26,513 minutes later, he is the best signing any club has made in that time. He's one of the club's best ever signings & the best post-Sir Alex.
200 goals & assists. Think about how insane that is. No player comes close in that time. He's gotten better over time. He has kept the club afloat in its darkest moments, given us so many memories in a period where they haven't been so frequent.
His loyalty is underrated. He's turned down huge offers to leave & not just from Saudi. His durability is unparalleled. He's missed just six games in six years. He hurt his hamstring, missed 3 games & came back with 3 assists in 3 games. Who does that?
The best player in the Premier League & one of the best players in the world. He walks into any team. He is one of the best players I've ever seen, we are lucky to have him - do not take him for granted. An irreplaceable player, human being & an irrepressible creative force.
Captain, Leader, Legend.