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big facts, lil blamba

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Baroque Obama

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If you had to eat a bag of boogers to save someone’s life would you rather it be

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You can really tell a lot about a person from their social security number

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@dumbniche Holy shit

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What state of matter is goop

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@robertchangfan Pregnancy

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@kroppyrot Yeah but she will kill me

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What’s the point of dating a math major if he can’t even calculate the volume of my cat

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@violentburns That’s the thing, everyone has teslas now, no personality

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Slug bug except you chloroform them

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@robertchangfan Omg you’re right, he’s just stop registering as a person in my head

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@robertchangfan Aaron

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@robertchangfan She’s trying to hit her quota

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This dinosaur looks like he’s about to violate someone

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I think Freud would have a fun time with me

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@violentburns Hmmm unlikely

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I may or may not have listened to time travel smut while hauling leaves at work today

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I wasn’t sad, I just needed to spend some time on Pinterest

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I wonder if Balzac shaved his ballsack

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@violentburns He should really be an election analyst