syddeeznutz

me me me me me

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

portland colleges
weed college
lewis and shart
pissu (psu)
upiss (u of portland)
thank you for attending my talk

[Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes]

The answer to every challenge lies in your heart.

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

are you a smart cookie? or a cart smookie?

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

experiencing a strange phenomenon where i became 67% more patriotic in england…that’s just life now innit

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

guys i’m back from my 6 month sabbatical i realized twitter is an integral connector between me and the reed circle of life

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

rating every celsius flavor, a thread: (2/?)
sparkling tangerine: 10/10
my FAVORITE celsius flavor, truly a game changer. the most tasty, crispest, and truly delightful drink on the market.

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

rating every celsius flavor: a thread (1/?)
sparkling mango lemonade: 8/10
refreshing, tart, and sweet. usually celsius is WAY too sweet (i often water down drinks for my own enjoyment) but the lemon flavor really comes through. mango is a bit more hidden

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

today i learned sexism & racism is alive and well in the nuclear industry (i already knew this) (still had hopes it improved)

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

i wish british people were real </3 ok but fr i am so excited to go to england FOR FREE!!! screw everyone who told me a history degree is useless. how about TWO history degrees????

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

cambridge please accept my application i will never leave the UK because at least your conservative politicians believe in my basic human rights

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

ex just blocked me on linkedin…#winning?

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

“i think about the race of your parents often” - annie, talking about my (adopted) white parents

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

now that my undergrad thesis on bombs is complete…it is time to write a masters dissertation on… GUNS!!!!

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

“rest in peace tommy yoon you would’ve loved black people” - zoe

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

audrey said bitch to me today

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

crying in the canyon to all the ducks and eating lunch by yourself on the great lawn can actually cure all illnesses fyi

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

listening to my 2019 playlist just to feel something

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

j*sh told me ketamine was one of the drugs he hasn’t tried but it sounds fun like…what drugs HAVE you tried??? 🤨

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

i want to be reincarnated as one of those drug sniffing dogs at the airport

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

maybe i do want to go to law school

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

thesis draft at 90 pages and yet i’m still convinced i need a 4th chapter (i am So Sorry to my thesis board) (i <3 bombs)

[syddeeznutz @sydneedshelps]

i’m back bitches 3 month twitter sabbatical is OVER