Mel D

Minding my black owned business. Hand me the remote.

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

@DJRTistic so like I’ve been listening to songs realizing what they sampled. Can you do a mix of super hot shit mixed into the original? Only you can freak this🥰

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

@HeSoKautious That shrimp saLmon demonstration look fye!

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

@TanyaFierce Good night

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

https://t.co/bWc7cF8EIF

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

This new COVID variant BA.2.86 is giving Jake and Olivia bc what in the B613 is going on?! TF. #scandal #B613 #CovidIsNotOver #wtf

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

All American and All American:Homecoming have an AMAZING hair and makeup budget. These wigs are TOP NOTCH. Great styles. Respectable sensible BELIEVABLE baby hairs!! Somebody get them in touch with Tyler Perry n show him how it’s done…

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

Sounds like husband material to me. GRAB ME SOME RAISINETTES BAE! IJS

[Germillie 🇭🇹 @germillie_]

A nigga took me on a movie date. He wanted to get some snacks before we go. Nigga pulled into dollar tree I called an Uber home while he was in there

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

@k_zac Lasagna. If you know how. I did it twice.

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

Love it 🥰

[DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic]

R.I.P. to Nate Dogg!!! Here's 21 of his songs in two min!

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

@HeathenQueen76

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

@TanyaFierce This has happened before. I remember.

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

@antp2g If “be intentional in your prayer” was a person🤣

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

IDK if I’m old enough to watch Euphoria. That shit was INTENSE. WHEW.

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

Unless it’s me telling my teenager she has no reason for her room to be so damn filthy. Ma’am. Get this shit up!

[WAVYEMMA @wavyemma]

anytime anyone says “we have the same 24 hours in a day” just know they are about to say something incredibly stupid

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

My kids cat has been sleeping on my couch blanket. I’ve seen this. It was hella hair on it. I get under it on the couch. BROKE OUT IN THE MOST RIDICULOUS HIVES. ALL OVER.

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

@k_zac Is it bc they know everyone there is vaccinated?

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

@WakandanKing Foolery at its finest

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

It sounds like Winterfell outside. I literally feel my house shaking. #ChicagoWeather

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

These training montages in Cobra Kai complete with the 80s music ARE HILARIOUS. I’m here for it. 🤣🤣

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

@FLY_LIBRA18 @el_budget So many.

[Mel D @MeLnificent_MeL]

DSVN. Mac Miller. Summer Walker. T Pain. Jack Harlow. I bout watch these weekly.

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Tiny Desk concerts on YouTube will have you in a chokehold for hours if you let it