MePhone

I am Mephone4, hello guys

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The results of this poll will have consequences

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@MephoneLuvsU I changed my rules all the time so I don’t see why Jack or “anonymous strawpage ask-er” can’t

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@MephoneLuvsU @EvilWoody ONG I DIDNT SAY SHIT 🙏🙏🙏

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@MephoneLuvsU Well don’t be dissing on verity tho

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@MephoneLuvsU @godsdetestation They think you’re just a bebeh

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Wondering why the cameras had to shove that thing up my port when I deadass have an external silencer switch… like why would they do that? 😭

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@MephoneLuvsU I was gonna make one of yall a coke whore but then I realized it’d get annoying to have to generate coke all the time. But now I kinda wanna see how it’d play out

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@TSCPofficial Permission 100% granted

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There’s a reason I didn’t bring some of my ocs to life (cough Jack cough). You guys are FUCKED.

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Since everyone has been wondering where I went during season 4: I went to Deltarune and became the Roaring Knight.

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@MephoneLuvsU Ong I didn’t tell them that but I’m glad they lied because it created drama and I’ve been so bored without a show to host 👀

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I’ve lost all sense of meaning after my own ocs decided they hate me. And I can’t even be mad at them because I did screw them over a little bit. Maybe a lot. Okay, I intentionally ruined their lives but I didn’t mean to 🥺

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@horseplaytrophy Tell the OSC to let me come back and I’ll see what I can do

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@Fossilianmeat Pretty sure that’s Tissue’s quirk.

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@MephoneLuvsU @Starfruitii I don’t remember giving Starfruit friends when I wrote his lore. 🤔

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@SpriteFox Yummy! 😋

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@MephoneLuvsU If the cookies aren’t warm when they get to me I shall use my godly powers to strike someone down.

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@Fossilianmeat So have you forgetten about Blueberry?

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@MephoneLuvsU Who says you can’t do both? Add to your MeBible that it is your holy duty to do ALL the coke.