When you can’t remember the last time you washed your hair was because you don’t know what day it is and then realize you probably didn’t know what day it was when you did wash your hair. #momlife
A list of my mothers “esstential” items she “needs” while quarantining that she would like me to bare elements for.
Diet Coke
Lemonade
Licorice
Ice cream
Me: Are ya sure you don’t need some butt wipe? I’ll fight people to get you some butt wipe.