christhestampede

Nerd, Furry, Gamer, Comedy Dork and Pop-Culture Enthusiast. Not nearly as bad as most of these adjective would imply.

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A subby orange adolescent is a beta carotene send tweet.

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@ProbsNotAliens @TristanPEJ I can assure you, Mexican culture is flourishing in Oregon.

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@ProbsNotAliens One mistake I hope to see corrected in this episode: at 17:09 @TristanPEJ calls Oregon, "The Least Mexican place."
According to World Population Review, Oregon is currently the US state with the 14th highest Hispanic Population. https://t.co/BUW6pCpqKQ

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@silverwuffamute Jeez, that's really rough. So sorry to hear you had such a shitty night. I'm glad you're feeling better now at least and I hope they can figure out the cause and help you more.

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@VashvsKnives It's already aired. Just go watch it, then decide if you want to get mad. 😆

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@VashvsKnives Floppy is the new spiky.
https://t.co/meTSymiItl

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What's your favorite scary movie?
#HappyHalloween #Halloween2022 #jackolantern

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@Yuriofwind Your videos have always been a bright spot in my subscription feed. Youtube will never purge me.

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"Oh no, all the pumpkins on the stairs caught the stairs on fire, and now I can't run down the stairs because they're covered in flaming pumpkins!"

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I think this picture is from the dictionary, where it can be found next to the definition for "fire hazard."

[Halloween Queen 🎃 @NosCalanGaeaf]

I'm so excited spooky time is nearly here!
HALLOWEEN IS COMING!!
BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!!!!
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
#Halloween #Halloween2022

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@threetails Is Homo-sex one word or two?
@angelilo

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If you're ever in a life-threatening situation it's important to remember:

Thick thighs do not actually save lives. That's just a fun thing to say because it's a little bit naughty and it rhymes.

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Today it occurs to me that, with the exception of The Mummy 3, I don't think I've ever seen Rock, "The Dwayne" Johnson in a movie that I liked.

And I did not like his performance in that movie either.

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The problem with this stuff is that it seems to compliment everything I put it on. I just had some on a pretzel dog and it was outstanding.

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I don't know why we've chosen to construct bathtubs nigh-exclusively from a substance that is, perhaps, the maximum combination of hardness and slipperiness available in a solid material, but that's the society that we've chosen to build for ourselves.

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I really don't want to make a Pinocchio movie, but I guess since everyone's required to now, I better stop procrastinating and get to it.

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@CBPolt @TheSteelStag

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@Phindominus Like, 4 hours in it just turned into a travelogue. Mind blowing stuff.

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Day 4 of watching the new Action Button review and I've hit maybe the biggest plot twist yet.

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@Phindominus Because in the course of reviewing this game I'd never heard of before, he decides to buy a plane ticket and go on vacation. As part of the review.

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Aquatic monks. They are the ones that sing the merchants.