Meaghan

I'm just you’re average human who likes playing with fabric, yarn, and dogs. Memes are awesome, too.

[Meaghan @Meaghans_W0rld]

In case anyone is interested in my creative endeavors… 😊

https://t.co/WsZuM6Lr8M

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Don’t pass on generational trauma

[The Seed @theseed59788459]

Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.

All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.

We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.

We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.

While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.

If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.

One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.

Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.

We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!

Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian

[Meaghan @Meaghans_W0rld]

@JDVance

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🎶 Daddy’s home… Hey, hey, hey, Daddy.

President Donald J. Trump attended the NATO Summit in The Hague, Netherlands.

[Eric Thiel @Space_Strategy]

Orbital fuel depots are going to be wild in the future.

[Meaghan @Meaghans_W0rld]

@Phil_Sledge Her name is Leia, named after Princess Leia from Star Wars. 🥰

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

Fear Nothing

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

DOGE team’s excitement finding government waste…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

https://t.co/BVLQRlUXSZ

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

This is a must-watch.

Rand Paul just WENT OFF at RFK Jr.'s hearing.

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

Trust me, this man is the head of DOGE.

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

The United States has the right to vet the people who enter our home, deny entry, and remove guests.

This is basic housekeeping.

[Meaghan @Meaghans_W0rld]

Dear @Walmart, I really need that cat litter that I ordered on the 10th, or I’m going to need you to come toilet train my cat ASAP.

[Meaghan @Meaghans_W0rld]

🤣🤣🤣

[Sadie @Sadie_NC]

It is going to be epic!
😂😂😂💪💪💪

[Meaghan @Meaghans_W0rld]

To be perfectly honest, as a woman, I felt safer with Trump as President during his first term, and I’m confident I will feel safe again during his upcoming term. Plus, I’ll be able to afford groceries again.

[Bugman Hegel @FedPoasting]

Shitlibs are crashing out

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Biden Honors Kamala Harris With Presidential Medal Of Participation https://t.co/8KeX4j4wjl

[MAGA Resource @MAGAResource]

Today’s vibe!

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

Elon promoted free speech when it was inconvenient and unpopular.

Zuck is promoting free speech now that it’s convenient and popular.

[Meaghan @Meaghans_W0rld]

@elonmusk My next car will be a Tesla! 😁