Mean Joe

I get blackout drunk, do stupid things, date gullible girls, pull pranks at work, & tell fun stories (check out blog & free podcast on iTunes). Stay tuned...

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

Rumor has it @blakeshelton might make a guest appearance at the @SundanceHead concert. Nice gesture, but not necessary...

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

Hey @MorseBeard , when you coming back to SF? #clutch @MarinaGrlPrblm still has boobs for you

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

@unionstreetsf @TheMaunaLoa @MeanJoeFunStory is currently @bluelightsf post Cuse hoops loss. @TheMaunaLoa next!

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

@GamedayConsult https://t.co/SQbHRiE5nM

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

@GamedayConsult #JamboreeInTheHills creation. Enjoy.

[gamedaygillis @GamedayConsult]

@MeanJoeFunStory vodka salads have officially made it to Sacramento! #thankyou

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

"God of War Inception Bomb" from @TipsyBartender #FunStory

https://t.co/RhCUafo8sl

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

At Tampa's Pig Jig BBQ contest, some guy is cooking a bacon wrapped gator w/a chicken in its mouth (via @RyanNegri)

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

Fact: woman's breasts = never exact same size. Another fact: once UR face is buried in, who f'ing cares. #FunStory

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

"A #drunk person is just the awesome version of a sober person." -Barney Stinson #FunStory

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another #Beer." -WC Fields #FunStory

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

"The Most Hilariously Gross Letter From Camp Ever Written" #FunStory

http://t.co/USLwAp95YP

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

"In 1969 I gave up women & #alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life." -George Best #TGIF #FunStory

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

"Talking 2 a #golf ball won't do U any good, unless U do it while ur opponent is teeing off." -Bruce Lansky #FunStory

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

"When U participate in sports events, it's not whether U win/lose. It's how drunk U get." -@HomerJSimpson #FunStory

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

Can't wait to watch @MDMachiavelli @SturgillSimpson at the Fox Theater in Oakland. Tickets purchased, outlaws assembling. #FunStory

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

Wow. @leebrice I love your tunes but U sound like shit @JamboreeInHills you gotta learn how to play when you're fucked up. #SlurOffKey

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

Crowd @JamboInTheHills is loving @sallybong69

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

I would NEVER break your heart @ClareDunnMusic. But I challenge you to beer pong @JamboInTheHills. Low in sec green E

[Mean Joe @MeanJoeFunStory]

Money can't buy everything. But it can buy me a ticket to @JamboInTheHills to see @janson_chris. @isitJamboyet ? YEE YEE!