Michael Morse Beard

I am the source of Michael Morse's powers. Not actually Michael Morse (he is at @mcode38), nor do I represent his opinions.

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

No wonder there's been no tweets lately, I'm almost completely gone! https://t.co/kvly2K8lPK

[dckerNBC4 @dckerNBC4]

Take On Morse:
Michael Morse intros his fav tune for 7th inning stretch:
"Take On Me."

Everyone botches the high note in chorus. #Nats

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

@BigHairPlasGras @robneyer With a great mustache comes great responsibility!

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

@swampudlian @stephaniekays <clears throat>

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

Hey there, DC. Who's still following?

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

@SheilaWSF I am just a humble beard, trying to grow. Quietly. I haven't heard a thing.

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

@MeanJoeFunStory @MarinaGrlPrblm I am just a beard, and have been straining to hear, but, alas, I have no news. Also, nice rack!

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

No, I haven't heard a word. I'm just a beard. I can hear some phone calls, but he often doesn't hold the phone where I can read emails.

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

@MorseFans @gimmesomemorse @22Fresh I am just a beard, what do I know, but if I were the Angels.....

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

@baseballbabe305 I do believe Mrs. Morse will have something to say about that. I am sort of attached to him, package deal.

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

Me and the Big Man are gonna be all right. We've been DFA'd before. It's why he has an agent. Something will shake out.

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

@kyujinjimmy @extrabaggs If the team will have us, I'M IN!

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

@JordanDeGroff This is not Mr. Morse, I am merely his beard.

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

@y_jose1campos I am not Mr. Morse, I am simply his beard.

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

@basebllseason @KJSowder @MorseFans I compare him to if Mark Fidrych were a slugger, not a pitcher, and lasted longer. Goofy personality.

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

@MorseFans Couldn't agree more.

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

@MorseFans I mean, they're treating him like he's a lefty-killing specialist... But he actually bats slightly better vs. righties. Go figure

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

I have been a terrible, not-tweeting beard for months. @MorseFans seem to have forgiven me. I've been busy trying to provide #beardstrength

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

@AnnaDitchev LOL.... I've been mostly a non-tweeting beard lately... Bad, bad beard that I am.

[Michael Morse Beard @MorseBeard]

@iPhillyChitChat Wow... I am reminded of that old saying: "With a great mustache comes great responsibility."