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If you pay close attention, strange can happen anywhere. It just so happens that most of that strange finds its way to Tim Hortons

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Meanwhile at MicMac Tavern:

Me: Yes, I would like the crab cakes with baked beans and chow please.

Waitress: I'm sorry there is an international shortage of chow right now.

So, should I prepare my bunker now or...? 😂

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@Sid_Seixeiro One of my favorite things Steve said in that monolog was, "Last year the leafs let us down. This year they did no such thing..." 💙

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Winters in Nova Scotia are horrible! I'm not a fan of summers in Nova Scotia either. I worked in Arizona for a month. It's was 50 degrees, 0 himity. Ugh! Heaven! Or oven. Whatever, it was perfect!

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@neiltyson On the sim argument - What if sims aren't in sequence? What if there are multiple at the same time? Each have the potential to create their own sim but, are evolving at different rates. Some have figured it out. We haven't yet. #paralleluniverse
https://t.co/zxOIXys7uZ

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This is how Omecron is spreading, "It's a cold. I don't need to get tested or isolate...and I can't afford to not go to work, so, there's that." #Omicron #GetTested #itsjustacold #COVID19NS #isolate

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

We should break up Big Tech.

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@facebookapp Just stay down please. Give the world time to heal from the brain damage we have all suffered from your algorithm.

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Shoutout to all my fellow Dyslexics! Cna I egt a wath wtah?!

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The Next Karate Kid summed up in 5 lines.

Hillary Swank: "Will you go to the prom with me?

The dude: No! You're ugly

Hillary Swank: Go to the prom with me, or I'll beat you up using Karate.

The dude: No! You're ugly!

Mr Miyagi: I'll take you to the prom...ugly.

The End

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@b_dizzie #freeallnipples "all nipples matter" would not be appropriate to this time.

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Nipples are weird thing. Fine on tv if on a man. Have to be covered if on a woman. But what if you they are covered with stickers with nipples printed on them? You know...nipple stickers. Then what? AND, what if man wears a tank top printed to look like a naked ladies torso?

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This is a great cover! "I Love Me Better"
#lauv #ilikemebetter @lauvsongs #music #accoustic #musician #voice #singers #pop #retweet

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@CBCNS The 811 number to book an appointment to get tested in Halifax is no longer working. People with symptoms can't get help. #covid19novascotia #coronavirus

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@CTVAtlantic just wanted to point out that there may be more than 5 cases. The 811 number to book a testing appointment is no longer working.

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@Seebo429 @bendouwsma I'm in!

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@joerogan Hey Joe! I thought you would enjoy tearing this apart. https://t.co/7hN8ksypkr

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@peteholmes Hey Pete I love you to death. Your positive spirit, your love for comedy and your spirit.

I started listening to your podcast and I have one request. Please stop interrupting your quests? #keepitcrispy

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@Pixar @DisneyStudios
Movie Pitch : Kids drawings of animals, monsters/fantasy creatures come to life. Each creature is linked to the child who drew it. The story focuses on the creatures trying to find their children together. #movieidea

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Meanwhile @ Tim Hortons:

I really should turn my earbuds down. The server yells out, "Sausage on a homestyle!!"

I heard, "You're going to die alone Kyle."

Merry Christmas to you too lady!!