davids

In the comfort of your own home

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Made birria chili for the comp in feb. gonna perfect it and get a got dang ribbon

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dr asked for a pee sample. So i brought my piss jug

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Slept until 1. And I’m already ready to go to sleep

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I stay up waiting for no reason

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See that bridge?

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used the depression pile as a blanket tonight

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Been watching too many george w bush compilations again. I am no longer here

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this time for sure

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Making sauce tomorrow. Kinda nervous.

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Accidentally clogged your toilet. My bad 🙇🏽‍♂️

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Salsa and beer will never be the same

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The murder mystery turns out to be me hanging myself on the bathroom

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If Mike Tyson really that tough he’d pull up to my house rn and beat my ass. But he won’t.

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Imagine Dragons could write a song about this and it’ll be a guilty pleasure

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And now I can’t sleep

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House is still haunted. I used to enjoy the company of the ghost in here. But it’s time to say goodbye.

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After talking to the lawyers for a couple hours this morning. I have realized my Spanish got horrible. I didn’t understand shit

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i got called slurs i didn’t even know existed over this one

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I might not be able to kickflip first try but I can definitely dwell on how sad I am without even trying

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My kids just wanted some meat ball Sandwhiches