Phallus Maximus 🍆

born to goon forced to work

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@Big_tagg our memories are pixellating like an overplayed VHS tape

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@value_meal_ i lk wanna try a cheese bug

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@Tokyo_pi1 diminishing returns on dopamine

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@RokoMijic stop shaving, no one asked you to be bald everywhere

[☔ @Whotfismick]

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@AnthonyAguero it def smells different, volatile as well so you know that shi is just evaporating out your tank (hello winter blends)

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@nullpointered @justalexoki anecdotal but an ex said dating a ripped guy would make her feel fat and lazy (she was both). They're probably intimidated

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@FICMBondTrader and just like that she's completely innocent

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@aidannonx yea but she had to sleep with an old geezer, that's hard work

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@NoCatsNoLife_m that tail twitch and ears retracted is a dead giveaway.

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@Smartwithlocs they can't get pregnant

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@kishswim i almost km/s due to my first love breaking up with me, lived in a roach infested studio apartment just barely above minimum wage. turnt indeed.

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@Mephitus_Skunk imagine a man saying that line to a woman holy shit

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@Getemoutgarage i use an oiled prefilter around the paper one because my yard is mostly sand and weeds.

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@danielfoch There are more millennials than boomers, a lot of property will be inherited or just absorbed by the state in a deed auction. The biggest headwind against housing are interest rates.

[pari ᢉ𐭩 @comfypari]

after i piss i gotta squeeze the rest of my piss out my cock like it’s toothpaste

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@saifedean debasement of money creates a wealth effect in assets. People think they are getting rich when stocks and houses go up.

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@Owennfa i never understood why the "American dream" was home ownership. Homes are a pain in the ass to fund and maintain

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@octopuscaveman fortunately that blue water is far enough down that my shi doent splash it but i can only imagine how horrible it would be...

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@DildoGaggins89 wish that nigga @tedcruz would just move to tel aviv already