Eben Altmann

I was born a snake handler and I’ll die a snake handler

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11

[Eben Altmann @MeatsBall]

@lukeoneil47

[Radon Chong @MrButterChicken]

There are only two things you should talk about when it comes to your job: 1) a brief explanation of why when it keeps you away from your friends and family, and 2) legitimate funny stories about co-workers and customers/clients. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

[Lake Eater @lakeeater]

this stuff is tremendously important and the way it's treated in the US for the past 30 years or so is genuinely disastrous in ways we've only just barely started to grasp

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

@DragonflyJonez @SullyFootball Always a great time to bring back this gem

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

I don’t think enough people have seen this. It’s Kurt Vonnegut talking to his wife about going out to get an envelope (we’re here on earth to fart around):

[Stacey Ma Dukes Hopkins @staceyhopkinsga]

Facebook memory reminding me of how expensive it is to be poor and how those living in food deserts get gouged by corner stores. These are Aldi's brand canned tomatoes that went for under $1. Reggies's Food Mart on Dill Ave. was charging $3.

It's like selling dope, y'all.

[Brian Castner @Brian_Castner]

Vonnegut, sixty years ahead of his time.

[Guardian Weekly @guardianweekly]

The mountain doctor on call in north-east Georgia – in pictures https://t.co/Qt0aepOndA

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

The Netflix revolution and streaming media is, for now, one of the most successful profit-destroying interventions in modern business history

[Alice @RationalBlonde]

out of 566 reported child sexual abuse cases in the last 16 weeks:

22% involved church employees
14% of them pastors

not a single drag queen
trans people represented 3/10ths of 1% of the reports (2)

the data is consistent and damning

https://t.co/9u8zl89kzA

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“You can use the N95 mask you bought for the pandemic to filter out the wildfire smoke engulfing the entire Northeast” is a neat little sentence that lets you know we’re in the fun part of the century that future historians are going to talk about a lot.

[andrew @AndrewChamings]

I went to what’s left of a very violent town in the desert and stayed in the ‘world famous’ (and truly weird) clown motel to write about the fetishization of bloodshed, kitsch and carnage in the American West for @newlinesmag https://t.co/R00iRm1B8O

[Vice President Mike Pence Archived @VP45]

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse." -Pres. Reagan #VPinMT

[Reyda 🦖 @MsReyda]

If it’s in America, i’m minding my business because they probably just got off their graveyard shift at the meat factory.

[Federico Italiano @FedeItaliano76]

Lake Burlinskoye, located in Siberia, is a unique pink-colored lake. What makes it even more fascinating is the fact that a train track passes through it