Meaty Carter

Retweeter of Tweets, Eater of Meats. Taek Haver. #Arbys4Life Employer - @cdcarter13 Parody Account

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My Origin Story.

[Denny Carter @CDCarter13]

Arby’s Meat Mountain szn https://t.co/RebtRD5dGe

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@wesBCFC @FutSheriff What modes?

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@FUTWIZ

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@StokeyyG2 We’ll ignore the flop that bought the penalty! 😂

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@benonwine The subject of the joke is the ignorance of the white woman.

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@Daboys_22 Feels even, assuming Team 2 is competing now.

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@GigaBasedDad A high-five never felt so good

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@GigaBasedDad This is from Shadowlands, not CS Lewis.

[cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle]

5 Houston Texans touchdowns. Zero for Woody Marks.

[Surrender Index 90 @surrender_idx90]

CLE decided to punt to CIN from the CIN 42 on 4th & 7 with 9:30 remaining in the 4th while losing 16 to 17.

With a Surrender Index of 51.05, this punt ranks at the 100th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2025 season, and the 99.3rd percentile of all punts since 1999.

[Austin Abbott @AustinAbbott]

Top 50 Redraft Rankings:

1. Ja’Marr Chase
2. Saquon Barkley
3. Bijan Robinson
4. Jahmyr Gibbs
5. Malik Nabers
6. Justin Jefferson

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7. Brian Thomas Jr.
8. CeeDee Lamb
9. Ashton Jeanty
10. Amon-Ra St. Brown
11. Nico Collins
12. Christian McCaffrey
13. Drake London
14. Puka Nacua
15. Brock Bowers

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16. Jonathan Taylor
17. De’Von Achane
18. AJ Brown
19. Garrett Wilson
20. Jaxon Smith-Njigba
21. Derrick Henry

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22. Bucky Irving
23. Ladd McConkey
24. Trey McBride
25. Lamar Jackson
26. Josh Allen
27. Jayden Daniels

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28. Marvin Harrison Jr.
29. Rashee Rice
30. Jalen Hurts
31. Josh Jacobs
32. Breece Hall
33. Kyren Williams

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34. Tee Higgins
35. Chase Brown
36. Davante Adams
37. Terry McLaurin
38. James Cook
39. Joe Burrow
40. DJ Moore
41. DK Metcalf
42. Tyreek Hill

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43. Chuba Hubbard
44. Mike Evans
45. Alvin Kamara
46. George Kittle
47. Omarion Hampton
48. Jameson Williams
49. Chris Olave
50. Jerry Jeudy

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@LateRoundQB Donovan Meoples-Vones

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@cooterdoodle @MBFantasyLife

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@jamiepersonaI @BradDetto @NepentheZ See above ✌️

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@BradDetto @jamiepersonaI @NepentheZ Same, have 6.5m, zero spent, work a full time job with wife and kids, and a 96 rated team.

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@jamiepersonaI @NepentheZ

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@Daboys_22 If it were that easy to figure out, teams would simply just draft “the good players”.

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@YNWA576 @NepentheZ Don’t worry about getting 10 wins.

Learn as you’re playing, don’t sprint, and see what the opponent is showing you.
If they mark the through passes all the time; keep dribbling,
If they’re pressing your players as soon as you pass to them, always move away from them etc.

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@wordsofshep @nndn010 @alec_pack1 @MikeGarafolo They were, and collectively bargained for in the CBA… until now.

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Sitting at a bar from open to close for losing a fantasy football league. Every beer is 20 minutes, every shot is 30 minutes.

Follow along on this thread all day long

[Kevin @Daboys_22]

The way the Steelers have handled their quarterback situation shows just how great of a coach Mike Tomlin is. He's gotten those players to believe in the culture and you can tell they all rally around one another. Masterclass.