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[StockSwinger @MechaGoy]

Trump is as sleazy as Hollywood Producer

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

I love how they just activate the Programmed to Kill sleeper super spies whenever Trump wants his toys now

“Donny wants his new ballroom, need a security concern justification. Trigger Operation Deadly Correspondents and Agent Zillennial Challenger 67”

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

They’ve got a whole assembly line of Trump clones in the ballroom basement, growing Kuato hybrid spawn in their stomachs while catatonic with tubes protruding from their orifices and steeped in cryo-juice inside Erlenmeyer Flasks like in The X-Files lol

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

I’m calling it. The ballroom that Trump just staged an assassination plot to get built isn’t just a data center or doomsday bunker… It is an interplanetary Ark for cloning hybrids & seeding life in the cosmos. That’s bc Cole Allen worked at the Jet Propulsion Lab like various “missing scientists”, studied at CalTech, was a robotics wiz, amateur game dev, etc.

What other conclusions can we draw than that this is a part of the grand Blue Beam conspiracy by the Interplanetary Federation of Greys to psyop the populace into believing Trump is being targeted by Transtifa Hamas while they hurriedly build the mothership in the bowels of the East Wing so that they can affect their escape after triggering nuclear Armageddon?

This must be the answer 😮‍💨

[StockSwinger @MechaGoy]

This is bearish for WTI Crude Oil Futures,

but bullish for Tech Stocks Earnings Week.

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says he does not believe shooter at White House Corespondent Dinner is affiliated with Iran.

[PropaGandalf 🌾 @xghostnotesx]

Imagine being the head of the FBI and helping to orchestrate a false flag to save the president’s political career but it just results in your girlfriend getting dicked down in a supply closet and reported on national television

[StockSwinger @MechaGoy]

I have a deep, newfound respect & admiration for California teachers heart ❤️ @WhiteHouse

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

The shooter tonight was once Teacher of the Year. This is who is teaching our children.

[StockSwinger @MechaGoy]

The @FBI couldn't find a fatter lesbian?

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Same female Sercet Service at both shootings, woman moment

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

It's almost as if none of them are taking this seriously either.

[StockSwinger @MechaGoy]

Great ass

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

SHOTS FIRED!!

Let’s steal some booze!

[StockSwinger @MechaGoy]

@RichardEll85508 @1of1_escobar @AmericaPapaBear Well, apparently you owed him a reply, dipshit.

[StockSwinger @MechaGoy]

@1of1_escobar @AmericaPapaBear I'd even auction it online. Trump Assasination Attempt Wine ---> $25,000 to start!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

"In light of this evening's events, I ask that all Americans recommit with their hearts in resolving our differences peacefully." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

[StockSwinger @MechaGoy]

Hey, @MeghanMcCain On a scale of 1 to 10, do you even own a scale?

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

I don’t want to hear one more fucking criticism of Trump’s new ballroom at the White House.

[StockSwinger @MechaGoy]

Don't forget that you'll also be stoned. Not all of you, just you.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

If democrats ever gain power again, they will try to bankrupt us.

They will weaponize the IRS against us.

They will pass laws to take away our gun rights.

They will use red flag laws & turn the courts against us.

They will try to imprison us.

[StockSwinger @MechaGoy]

This idiot is celebrating that America has turned into a banana republic.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

The first US President to survive three assassination attempts.

[StockSwinger @MechaGoy]

@tcunderdahl @KatiePavlich @billpostmus ok, you homeless moron

[StockSwinger @MechaGoy]

Freedom of Speech

The 1st Amendment 💯 Hell yeah!

You don't like American laws? Go to Europe.

[Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich]

Meanwhile outside WHCD, the dude on the right hit me with his sign

[StockSwinger @MechaGoy]

Good.

[Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich]

Meanwhile outside WHCD, the dude on the right hit me with his sign

[StockSwinger @MechaGoy]

@jackunheard @AO_PedroS There will be no left-wing violence once you cease to exist.