Alex

Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind 🎶

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It should be classed as a public safety hazard for any millennial to have to hear Tony Blair's opinion in 2026

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@Number10cat Didn't even last a whole Scaramucci

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@NoJusticeMTG @BadWritingTakes We've gone from "I didn't think the leopards would eat my face" to "please eat my tasty tasty face you big strong leopards"

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@Parody_PM

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@StatisticUrban Victorian purity culture has done irreparable damage to people's understanding of history

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@USA_Polling What do you call it when lots of countries from around the WORLD come together to fight in the same WAR again?

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@USA_Polling "Do you like the good kind of bombs that only make puppies and orphans smile?"

A: Yes

B: No

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@fckmoddy It's easier to lie than face the truth that the biggest cultural icon that agrees with you is Kid Rock

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@USA_Polling "Say the line Bart!"

"I was only following orders"

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@lukejcr

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@USA_Polling @AOC "But what about X thing the pro Israel protesters said" MFs in the replies getting introduced to the idea that two things can be bad simultaneously

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@USA_Polling

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@_celia_bedelia_ Dear diary. Today I lost an argument to my toaster

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@BadDataTakes Actual news: The President is a child rapist

Twitter news: Are some white people not white enough? You decide

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@joseph_gellman "We were all busy that weekend. Please bring the pension age announcement back to the theatres a third time"

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@USA_Polling

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@terminallyOL "Everyone has been 12 for a long time"

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@USA_Polling The Podcaster in Chief

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@teasslut Four more years of Republicans because the Swifties manage to pull a Deez Nuts

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@Milo_Edwards It only makes sense if you substitute "immigrants" for "non-white people". Which is why the intended audience can read it just fine