Mechenyi

Anglo/Russian-American | ✝ I... am kinda retarded

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@wylfcen The positive is that they’re violent and will likely kill whatever they go after. Good if you live in the middle of nowhere and someone being on your property could only be hostile. Not good if you’re a female that can’t even control the dog taking it to the park and around kids.

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@Violator_Name boomers will have a 2000sqft garage(bought with $20 and half a ham sandwich in the 80s) with every tool you can think of and still refuse to actually work on their "projects"

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@ayi_sanchez I have a bunch of these too, how did you manage to scan them? just using a flatbed?

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@ReactionaryLuma It wouldn’t even be a problem if most of the EU for halo didn’t suck total ass

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@AChevyWolf Not to defend the billion dollar corporations, but yeah. The profit margins for the consoles themselves was already razor thin, even before AI.

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@ChefandArbistor man, the grunt VA is so grating though

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@Vk_Preacher breaching a wooden structure like doomguy when you can just light it on fire from a distance

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@blockhead4000 Hate when my gas can of hot sauce gets cut with used motor oil

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

Outsourcing political polling to gambling websites is one of the dumbest idiocracy things i've seen lately.

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@I35V2 @GodCloseMyEyes Literally just happened in my town on a abandoned building exactly like that lmao

[em @filmlver]

rewatching toy story and this is killing me

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@HubPointless >getting hit with overt sjw/anti-sjw era discourse parody every 5 minutes

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@jarvis_best that's not a human corpse bro that's Baelor targaryen

[Torin @Torin7850]

Halo's book fans who treat them as more important than the games are genuinely worse than tourists and 343 shills

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@Valestrider StarCraft flavored Jupiter

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

Okay let me make this clear.

From 2005-2009 I was the guy in charge of the Lore on the Ensemble Studio project "Titan" which was an MMO explicitly set during the Forerunner times, before the Halos were set off. This was done WITH THE BLESSING of Bungie, who sent us all sorts of information so we could get things right. We also had permission to add our own stuff but Bungie would have to approve it.

And YES THE FORERUNNERS WERE HUMANS. They were super-elite humans, and Earth was specifically a world which puzzled them because there were humans on it and they couldn't figure out how humans got there. So they protected and preserved Earth. Which is why the Halos didn't kill us.

That said, Bungie is obviously free to change their backstory however they please. But in the early 2000s, Forerunners were absolutely human.

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@bryan4208 >sex appeal
My brother in Christ those are literally rotting corpses

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@SpekterAlt Bretons are humans though

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@Fan22Club Also the giant slabs of obviously solid metal in the remake leaves nothing to the imagination. Oh it’s literally all just support structure on the exterior? how boring

[Mechenyi @Mechenyj]

@AdYoration There's an aspect of "star-trek voyager" to Bungie halo that 343 simply cannot grasp