Shelby Mecklenburg

I’m the worst™️

[Shelby Mecklenburg @MeckShelby]

In the wise words of Latrice Royale: "Good God Get a Grip Girl"

[Shelby Mecklenburg @MeckShelby]

@ataskforce No

[Shelby Mecklenburg @MeckShelby]

@McMecklenburger One time a customer got mad when I told him he had to be farther away from the patio to smoke. Then wrote me a note about how it was unlawful that I told him to move back and it cost me my tip??????

[Jane M @McMecklenburger]

As someone who talks to/works with our frontline healthcare workers every single day, this is terrifying. If you aren’t worried, you aren’t listening.

[Shelby Mecklenburg @MeckShelby]

@LiddyFreeman Worst take of the decade

[Shelby Mecklenburg @MeckShelby]

@MichaelaOkla I am gagging. Absolute trash. Like “arousal”?

[Shelby Mecklenburg @MeckShelby]

Some of you have never had a true depression meal and it shows

[Shelby Mecklenburg @MeckShelby]

The third time I cried today was in the middle of a pet store. Welcome to adulthood

[Shelby Mecklenburg @MeckShelby]

Fake Facebook events are my lifeblood

[Shelby Mecklenburg @MeckShelby]

Once I figure out how to become Christine Baranski it’s over for you hoes

[dreams @TheDreamsicle]

Scrambled eggs = screggs

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

women aren’t funny and men aren’t funny there are only two funny people jesus and shaq

[Shelby Mecklenburg @MeckShelby]

@s3proctor

[Shelby Mecklenburg @MeckShelby]

I would be embarrassed that I’m dressed as Guy Fieri rn but 6 of my friends have also donned the costume

[Jeff @JeffCW_]

Mo Bamba is to this freshman class what Jordan Belfort was to me.

[CORN NUTS @CornNuts]

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[John Popović 💙⚽️🇭🇷 @jmpopovich72]

BREAKING: Guy Fieri re-elected as Mayor of Flavortown.