The Median Republican

I am the perfect middle ground of all conservative beliefs.

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Truly the biggest shame of the last decade is that MORE people didn't die to the Covid pandemic so that I could have gone out for a haircut a few weeks sooner in 2020.

I am a legitimate political entity and definitely not an existential threat to all human decency!

[The Median Republican @Med_Republican]

@KentuckyGoddess Shall not be infringed🤷

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@DrSolitude0 So capitalism?

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@cfryant Yet somehow you refuse to quit your job and live without income.

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@justinkaugusts Every nationalist will eventually turn on each other.

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@YoungRenegadeRY Just like the people that think a character flying or walking through "BIG WORL GAIZ" is a game.

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@singularitymeme That's the goal of AI fucknut. To replace all human labor, and funnel their wages to a few dozen people, while you just end up homeless and in a private prison.

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@dmh1125 If someone stuck their dick in your girlfriend without her consent, would you make her keep taking it?

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@scrowder Government accountability is a good thing Steven.

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@GigachadJohn007 Doing the mandatory appeals processes, and putting guardrails in place isn't.

Or are you saying that the president and his supporters who committed treason on January 6th 2021 should have been just shot on January 21st, no questions asked?

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Right-wingers actually seem to think that a death sentence being commuted means that the person just goes free

[PUNISHED TECH SUPPORT (Abysswalker Arc) 🐬🍀 @GigachadJohn007]

Just like Gavin Newsom pardoning 500+ people on death row, right?

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@ShamashAran You wanted this for millions as long as you got to go to Applebee's a few weeks sooner. You support physically beating your children if they disagree with you (i.e. are gay) or just straight up killing them.

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@GigachadJohn007 Death row sentences are more expensive than regular life sentences. Meaning your bloodlust has actually cost MORE than just a life sentence.

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@GaryAdams713 What did they die for though? I'm either not free currently, or my freedom depends on no one else, depending on how you define things.

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@ClimateRealists If I heat a piece of metal glowing hot, and turn the AC on full blast, the temperature in your house is dropping. Yet it still burns if I press that metal against your face. Why?

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@0cPlights By that token, gun ownership isn't a right, since it requires labor to make.

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@CoreyWriting So call an AI company, and have them put a datacenter on the site of your house.

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@_Credible_Hulk I want shit to do and a place to live, not just all the time in the world while being homeless.

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@DebsSweet Lick boots today, bite curb tomorrow.

[The Median Republican @Med_Republican]

@ArkansasGroyper But have you considered:

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@ChrisMartzWX So what about when I produce some amount of value at my job, but am only paid for a tiny portion of it?