The Median Republican

I am the perfect middle ground of all conservative beliefs.

[The Median Republican @Med_Republican]

Truly the biggest shame of the last decade is that MORE people didn't die to the Covid pandemic so that I could have gone out for a haircut a few weeks sooner in 2020.

I am a legitimate political entity and definitely not an existential threat to all human decency!

[The Median Republican @Med_Republican]

@BoppusMaximus @LalalaSomerset @mong30637 Define earned. And are we counting generational advantages/compounding? And does that include the people rich enough to buy elections and single-handedly swing policy?

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@AR15Astronaut22 You're all smears of the same shitty little ideology, only concerned with yourself, and getting your grubby little hands on more money and more power.

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@blightersort Charlie Kirk justified a bunch of mass shootings so I don't care that he died in a shooting, sorry

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@blightersort Christians did a bunch of mass shootings, so when a bunch of Christian kids got shot in school I don't fucking care sorry

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@Riley_Gaines_ That was a white Mormon kid raised by conservatives. And we pointed out that it was funny, and made jokes after you guys made him into a meme.

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@point_cultural @jacksmith9wn8 @PfPopulist Which ones have promoted some form of Christian nationalism?

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@Nick_TopG @solarfren69420 You were predicting 5 months, not 5 years. And that was for young people, not old people prone to dying to some straight bullshit anyways.

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@Copper5th @skibidiblazor Not allowed to cry when I use your worldview against you. Grow a pair.

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@Nooidhem @varrock Everything except the cost of the datacenter, and the fact that there will be some non-zero quantity of jobs made.

Until AI just replaces them.

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@DrSolitude0 Oh yeah because choosing which jagged rock and landmine covered path to walk is such a freeing experience.

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@BoppusMaximus @mong30637 @LalalaSomerset

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@Copper5th @skibidiblazor Trump got rid of DEI, remember? That means if you can't get a job, it's your fault. Besides, the right-wing way is to blame people for bad things that happen to them (rape, jobs getting replaced, poverty) so clearly that's what we should do to you🤷

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@GigachadJohn007 The constitution says they should have been. Clearly there's no need for appeals or deeper review, just YOLO what the law says and shoot 'em already!

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Right-wingers actually seem to think that a death sentence being commuted means that the person just goes free

[PUNISHED TECH SUPPORT (Abysswalker Arc) 🐬🍀 @GigachadJohn007]

Just like Gavin Newsom pardoning 500+ people on death row, right?

[The Median Republican @Med_Republican]

@DrSolitude0 Having options constrained to shit isn't freedom.

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@KentuckyGoddess Shall not be infringed🤷

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@cfryant Yet somehow you refuse to quit your job and live without income.

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@justinkaugusts Every nationalist will eventually turn on each other.

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@YoungRenegadeRY Just like the people that think a character flying or walking through "BIG WORL GAIZ" is a game.

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@singularitymeme That's the goal of AI fucknut. To replace all human labor, and funnel their wages to a few dozen people, while you just end up homeless and in a private prison.