Medally

Posting things you’ve thought about but never tweeted. Relatable content. Good vibes only.

[Medally @Medally07]

My one-year X Premium subscription expires on the 19th of this month, and I haven’t earned a single dollar from it. I was monetized, but a label on my account has severely limited my reach and prevented me from benefiting from monetization.

@nikitabier, please take a look at my account. This issue is holding back my growth and progress on the platform.

[TheTruthhurts @TheCandourtalk]

I saw a post earlier someone advocating for a female Governor in Nigeria.. throwing out a questions asking why women are running away from politics.

OK…. Imagine having this witch as your Governor? ‼️‼️‼️

[Adunni onidata😌 @Adunniolaide02]

I was having my dinner when my neighbour knocked on my door.

When I opened the door and she saw what I was eating, she screamed: "Neche! Wetin be this one?"

I smiled and told her, "That's my dinner o."

She looked at me again and said, "Wait... you're eating egg and tomato?"

I answered her, "It is a healthy combination nah."

She shook her head and said, "If you need good food, I cooked soup and I can give you some o."

I told her to go ahead and bring it. Though I might not need it tonight, I would put it in my fridge and eat it tomorrow.

She said okay and asked me to bring a plate.

As I went to the kitchen to get one, she continued talking: "If you don't have food, you can always come and ask me. See what you're eating as dinner... No go faint one day o!"

Lol!

I replied, "Neighbour, relax. Aside from the fact that this is the only thing I have left in my house, it is a healthy meal and I am okay with it for tonight. But bring me the soup for tomorrow morning sha."

She collected the plate and left.

Immediately she left, I hurriedly put water on the fire and brought out some garri while still eating my healthy dinner.

A few minutes later, my neighbour came back with the soup and handed it over to me.

I collected it and thanked her.

As she was about leaving, her eyes landed on the garri I had brought out.

She then asked: "Neche, I thought you said it's for tomorrow. Why you come bring out garri nah?"

Omo! This is what I don't like o!

"Neighbour, I am not in the mood for this discussion... Just give me the soup and go nah!"

Nawa o! 😣🤣

Chinecherem Onu 🖊️

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Elon added video reaction feature

Airtel & Mtn CEO:

[SY @certified_SY]

I’m also experiencing this and I feel it might be a glitch or something from the algorithm.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Not all neurodivergent exhaustion comes from being tired. Often, it comes from not having enough uninterrupted time to recover.

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Samsung people no wan agree say dem be Android users

Oya try X new update😂

[GhostVariable @Ghostvariables]

Most people don’t want wealth. They want the appearance of wealth.

True wealth is the freedom to ignore people you dislike, do work that fulfills you, and never sell your time to the highest bidder.

True wealth is psychological insurance.

[Medally @Medally07]

RT @ThatSuccess_: School na scam, but I sha dey convoke on Friday😆

[sSir Hor Lar @SsirHorLar]

I need me a 17 year old girl that can cook, clean and eat

[Chidubém🍀 @sir_Promisecs]

That's evidence of good living,,,,bro 😊

[𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗺 🥶 @Dearxlimmm]

Posting memes on X

[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

As a play boy, what’s your next move?

[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

Bro to bro

You cannot out knack a woman my gee🧏🏼‍♂️

[Chilling @chillingmighty]

I hope 5star go recreate too

[PRIEST @onlyonepriest1]

Make I go sleep abeg, Dem give us light today😌

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

With the current situation in the country, please don’t say you’re coming to my place if you actually plan to go somewhere else. I don’t want to hear “he said he was coming to your place and we haven’t seen him for two days.” God bless you 🙏🙏

[Johnson chigemezu @jh6811862160951]

I'm back from my pure water hawking, good evening mutuals 🤗

[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

Which of these investments can give one generational wealth?

Hotel Or Fuel station

[Prolific💡 @YourboyChii]

I wonder if Gamora pus🐱 is green or pink on the inside