*Names of footballers starting with K*
My girlfriend: “Kaka”
Me: “Kantona”
Her 6’2” gay best friend: “But Cantona starts with a ‘C’?”
I caught that bastard
let me guess
you love sleeping
you don’t usually go out
you're barbie
You love the moustache and goatee combo
i’m the only guy you’re talking to
your body count is two from your past two relationship
Sunday - Ronaldo won a major Trophy
Monday - Yamal cookings on the TL
Tuesday - Franco Mastantouno signing
Wednesday - Dean Huijsen presentation
Today - Trent Presentation
Life of Madridistas rn :