Brittany Turcotte 🖖

Web developer, writer, design enthusiast, amateur foodie, queerdo, gamer, musician, profligate stoner trash, aspiring Jeopardy! champion and all around nerd.

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@sondilyn There are men who sincerely believe we can control our menstrual flow (much like urination) and that tampons are akin to dildos. We need to stop segregating sex education, ferreal.

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Singles tandem bicycling.

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The elephant of suprise.

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Its a very strange thing, to mourn the living.

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@sondilyn OF COURSE IT WAS QUINOA.

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Like fresher lipstick on a younger pig.

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Sorry I'm late, I was resolving a land dispute between my eyebrows.

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Shit, this isn't even my fifth rodeo.

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A children's book about self imposed anxiety and perfectionism: Slow Your Roll, Little Mole.

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Rich will be the Android developer who releases a utility app that blocks #PresidentialAlert messages for $0.99.

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Everything is relative, but not everything is relevant.

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I will be driving from southern Connecticut to northern Rhode Island via I95 on election day. If you or anyone you know in the general area needs a lift to their polling place, get at me.

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"Let me show you how it's done" he says as I enter my initials into the 1st place slot.

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Imagine putting in all of that work to overcome your trauma only to have someone use it to claim you were never traumatized.

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A bronze medalist in competitive misery.

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Recruiter logic: Look at all this front end dev experience! How would you like to relocate across the country for this senior Java developer position?

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Today in eschewing traditional gender roles: the boyfriend is "borrowing" my hoodie.

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Vaccinate your kids against conspicuous consumption.

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S/O to everyone who thinks they can reason with someone who would burn perfectly good shoes that could be donated to the very people they're claiming are being disrespected. To think there's no optimism left in 2018!

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Don't forget to light a candle for the patron saint of self fulfilling prophecies.