Recently someone said this to me and I'm still cracking up about it:
Them: Wow, you remind me of a lion!
Me: Oh, thank you!
Them: ...that's not necessarily a good thing.
compliments aside for a moment: what's your favourite *insult* you've ever received?
On the subway, this guy a few seats over looked at me then said to his friend "why do all these gamer girls look like Skrillex, man?"
To this day it gives me joy every time I think of it.
@Johnny13 Yeah, we were saying if they start fighting in the baseball stadium this'll be p sus. A second later they do the golf cart spot. π Still a good match tho.