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@jordiebarstool You would have to assume more than one player from the Junior Gold Medal team would be good enough for Varsity

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@willdefries A lot of college students born after Real World Paris aired are claiming Vortex

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@OrdioMongo “Guilty” dead air ….. “Guilty”, ahhhhhhhhhh “Guilty”

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@willdefries @circlingbackpod Is there a Laguna Beach rewatch pod?

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@dcarterruff That’s a man throwing some butter in his coffee to stay on track

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@willdefries Braided Belt Summer 24

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@OrdioMongo “Hey Miek I’m stuck in a cell with no running water and likely two days to live I’m curious if you have any survival tips. Also quick Met bullpen question if you’ll allow”

“Just please get to ya Met question”

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@DJ_Bean *NSYNC, Backstreet Boys or 98 Degrees? Vocals only

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@OrdioMongo Mike would be taking calls all afternoon of guys just describing the type of smoke they’re getting in their neighborhood

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@CaptainCons Paxxtyn is a dual threat 4-5 star QB who ultimately struggles to balance party and sports life. Paxxtyn transfers three times with stops at UM/ASU

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@callmeshitto Single handedly keeping the after market radio installation business alive

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@callmeshitto True sight seeing from Lake City Florida to Brunswick Georgia

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@nycguidovoice Also pre-2005 peak comedy was repeating the Wazzup Budweiser commercial

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@TylerIAm College bouncers gasping checking his ID with an early 90s birthdate

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@TylerIAm Walks into the counsels office to register for classes

Counsel: “You’ve had enough”

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@TylerIAm Song still has legs https://t.co/bSHh6D9esK

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@TylerIAm Flight attendants’ clothes probably had that smell lingering for weeks. Staring at the hotel ceiling in Columbus clothes in the corner smelling like stale old bay

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@BarstoolBigCat Tim Allen sold cocaine and then became Santa Clause. Anything is possible

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@mattwritesbooks This is a third cup of coffee type of tweet

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@FeitsBarstool Getting cosmetic surgery as a bit