Mediocre FPL

Mediocre FPL Player // Green Party Member 💚

[• dave ellis • @fullback03]

Rice has taken 16 free kicks since he scored against Real Madrid and not scored.
He took 12 before that game and never scored.
His had 23 assists in 8 years in the Premier League.
The overhype for this player who runs around a lot and gesticulates for the cameras is staggering.

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

In Denmark, McDonalds workers make $25 an hour and, if they are over twenty, the company starts paying into a pension plan for them, and in addition they have a full 6 weeks of paid vacation.

Now how much do you think this costs customers? The Economist looked into this and found out that the Big Mac costs 76 cents less than it does here.

Don't believe the lies that raising the minimum wage would force prices to go up.

[Mediocre FPL @MediocreFPL]

Just bought my first @TheCanaryUK newspaper! Excited to give it a read 👌

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Mo Salah scored 191 goals from 191.44(xG) in the Premier League for Liverpool.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Zohran Mamdani just forced Jeff Bezos to pay New York City $9 million in fines his company owed.

This is exactly why we elect politicians who aren’t bought by corporations: they actually hold powerful people accountable instead of protecting them.

[Sky Bet @SkyBet]

Premier League goal contributions this season 📊

Morgan Gibbs-White - 1⃣8⃣
Jarrod Bowen - 1⃣8⃣
Dominic Calvert-Lewin - 1⃣5⃣
Danny Welbeck - 1⃣4⃣
Phil Foden - 1⃣2⃣
Cole Palmer - 1⃣0⃣
𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐞𝐤𝐞 - 3⃣

The only player included in Tuchel's England squad is Madueke... 😬

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

A truly great Premier League era comes to an end... ❤️🩵

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Andy Burnham voted for the Iraq War, an illegal war that killed over a million people.

As Health Secretary, he helped drive NHS privatisation.

He joined Labour Friends of Israel, opposed BDS as “spiteful”, praised Israel as a “democracy”, and called the Balfour Declaration “British values in action”. He is a Zionist.

Stop pretending he’s a radical alternative, he’s more of the same.

[Lamine FC @Lamineeyamal__]

📸

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my
profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours:

“On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists.

Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.”

It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

This is Lord Rothermere the owner of the Daily Mail.

He lives in a massive mansion in the English countryside, but he pays no tax here because he identifies as French.

While the Daily Mail is registered in Bermuda and pays no tax anywhere.

That is his ‘Patriotism’.

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨 | Fabrizio Romano posted every Yamal quote, shown what Yamal posted on his story, and reported everything Yamal did in the trophy parade. Except for Yamal waving the PALESTINIAN flag.

True journalism or secret agenda? 🤔

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

🚨BASED: 18-year-old Lamine Yamal raised the PALESTINIAN FLAG during Barcelona's La Liga title parade today.

A teenager has more spine than every G7 head of state combined.

While the political class writes blank checks for bombing of children, the kid won the league and used his platform to expose Israel's war crimes.

Watch the Epstein media try to make HIM the villain by tomorrow.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Let's do it.

@GaryLineker for BBC Director General.

RT if you agree.

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🎙️| Joe Hart on West Ham’s disallowed equalizer vs Arsenal, accuses VAR of saving Arsenal’s title hopes:

🗣️“Listen, I don’t care what anyone says, that goal should’ve stood. VAR has absolutely ruined moments like that. West Ham fought for that equalizer and somehow they’ve found a way to disallow it for the softest little touch you’ll ever see. If that’s Arsenal scoring at the Emirates, nobody even checks it for more than five seconds.

And this is what frustrates fans, Arsenal have lived off those scrappy, aggressive goals all season. Blocking keepers, crowding the six-yard box, little nudges here and there… suddenly when it happens against them, it’s ‘clear and obvious.’ Give me a break.

I was a goalkeeper, I know when a keeper’s genuinely impeded and when he’s looking for help. There’s no way you can tell me that was enough contact for the goal to be overturned. The game’s gone soft. West Ham have been robbed, simple as that.

You wonder why fans think certain clubs get favourable decisions because moments like this keep happening. Arsenal are in a title race and somehow every 50/50 call seems to land their way. That equalizer changes the whole atmosphere of the game and VAR bottled it. Absolutely bottled it.”

[Sarah @JATTSOPRANO316]

Peter Schmeichel thank you for calling them out. have your cheating title VARSENAL. 👏

[Wolfie 🐺🟡⚫⚽⚡🚘🇪🇺 @Wwfcwolf1]

#fuckfarage

[dolo @amjushere]

Here’s a 40 mins vid of Arsenal doing the same thing

[JChambers @JChambersSN]

If you voted reform yesterday please go ahead and just unfollow me you cunt

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

At what point do we stop pretending our newspapers are ‘news’ and start calling them what they are…

Promotional pamphlets for the billionaires who own them and the agendas they’re selling.