MedKtulu

[MedKtulu @Medktulu]

The picture isn't mine but it inspired me to tweak the lyrics of the Proclaimers song "I'm gonna be (500 miles)" @EveryCountry thought you would appreciate it 😀

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@rob_main @anon_opin I'd have to go with Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors for y my favourite theme tune.

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A chainsaw that big and it still wasn't the biggest tool on stage.

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@Philmoorhouse76 Seems about right

https://t.co/6P8XnO1c3P

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@Philmoorhouse76 @Number10cat @RupertLowe10 https://t.co/NyaOWBFm0W

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@Eddonline1 @fesshole As you can see, it stuck with me even after all these years 🤣

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@Eddonline1 @fesshole Because they did it like a story of a hero killing a monster with 2 heads called Atundred (or something like that)

Hero sees monster 'Oh Atundred' (0800)

*Cuts 1st head* 'Sever one' (71)

*Cuts 2nd head* Sever two' (72)

*Cage disappears around princess and she says* 'Free' (3)

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@fesshole This hits so close to home as I'm currently on 324 days 😂

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@deusdaecon4 Was great to see you back.

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@in_bloke @TomTugendhat @Keir_Starmer Folded the money into their wallets.

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@MartinSLewis Honestly I'm torn. I don't think any business should be forced to take on somebody, for fundamental services though it's trickier.

How different is it to deny services by setting the requirements at a level the person simply can't meet? Same outcome, different reason.

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

"Renault and Aston Martin backer Geely to launch UK firm injecting £6bn and creating 19,000 jobs"

Gosh, doesn't that sound great? Tory MPs and the RW press have been feasting on the story.

Pity it's not true.

Let's take this step by step...

1/12
https://t.co/4buUTGORjx

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@sharon_2404 @fesshole Yes! Was talking to a friend recently and saying it was a treat to have it rather than regular Walls ice-cream. Now it's just normal run of the mill ice-cream.

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@BradJRawlinson Obviously he has kevlar stubble as well.

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@ash_kaprielov @NadineDorries @JGForsyth

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@BradJRawlinson I guess it depends on the metric of 'more famous'. I have no evidence, but suspect more people these days know the name Tom Cruise over Mozart.

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Keeping it classy...

https://t.co/5NPvWqxqZC

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That feeling when a new @munecatmusic video drops

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@FactFiend_ This one, it's not even a so bad it's good however I tell people to watch it just to experience it. Sort of like when you say to friends 'Yuck, try this it's disgusting'

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Happy birthday fur-face ❤️

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@BradJRawlinson Literally anyone who plays music from a speaker whilst on public transport.