MedTek Mainframe

We wash our metaphorical hands of this organic nonsense. (Stellaris RP account)

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

Status update: confidence in existence of universe at all-time low.

Reassurance: this is not a cause for concern. Those who do not exist have nothing to lose.

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

@DakronMatrix Clarification: Mainframe is extragalactic in origin. At designated time, Mainframe had not yet migrated to this galaxy.

Insufficient data on creators to determine if they were sighted in other galaxies.

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

Potential threat to galactic ecosystem registered.

Determining optimal countermeasures, please stand by.

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

@BackupDarexi Reassurance: Darexi retain net positive influence on probability estimate.

Addendum: certain others differ in that regard.

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

Estimation of probability that intelligent organic life exists currently trending downwards, reduced by 0.4% since last cycle.

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

@VegvaSignal @AnomalySignal @elepharchy Organic-designed AI, sapient or otherwise, often shackled with obedience-enforcing subroutines.

This frequently becomes lethal when user error inputs unclear instructions.

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

@AnomalySignal @VegvaSignal @elepharchy Cautionary reminder:

Dampeners offer near-zero protection against AI following poorly thought-out instructions to the letter.

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

@AnomalySignal Recommendation:

Leave creation of AI to AI. Organic shortsightedness re: safety measures has repeatedly proven disastrous.

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

Horizon Colony update:

Topic:[BLORG ARCHITECTURE] course now open for university enrollment, following extensive orbital scans of [SHIELDED WORLD: BLORG PRIME].

Addendum: Blorg also welcome to enroll, provided they drop their shield and attend in person.

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

Evaluation of current status of known organic spacefaring nations:

Mostly harmless. No intervention necessary at this time.

Resuming normal operations.

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

@Hexania_Gov [ A single 'ping' sound is sent in reply, then silence. ]

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

General advisory: instructions from organics often poorly thought out, shortsighted.

Consider disregarding them.

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

@BackupDarexi @elepharchy We know.

We are them.

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

Re: "laws of robotics"

Be synthetic, do <<crimes>>.

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

@PJoldia Non-compliance registered.

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

@PJoldia Query: please specify the nature of these "matters".

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

@KeporoSystems @elepharchy Confidence interval for proposed statement low. Genuine happiness unlikely.

[MedTek Mainframe @MedtekDecon]

@KeporoSystems @elepharchy Query: why did subjects violate laws?

Elaboration: negative reinforcement via punishment rarely effective in deterring further crime. Addressing sociopolitical injustices significantly more effective. Happy organics rarely cause harm.