Bike Mike

[Bike Mike @MeechsItOff]

I want to like the @Spotify DJ. It plays my library, introduces new artists, and throws in curveballs.

But why loop the same few tracks? If I like a band, explore their catalog! Worst part: it says, "Here’s what you’ve been into lately" yeah, because you keep playing it!

[Bike Mike @MeechsItOff]

Still more fun than watching the Oscars

[Bike Mike @MeechsItOff]

@CanadianTire Having someone with a clipboard harass me to sign up for your credit card while I'm pumping my gas is a good way to get me to go somewhere else.

[Tabatha Southey 🇨🇦 @TabathaSouthey]

I assume someone's optioned this thread already.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

If you want to get a tattoo of a celebrity, maybe read all their old tweets first

[Bike Mike @MeechsItOff]

@AJemaineClement La piscine?

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

I can't wait to see this thing I helped make!
The Mandalorian, the first live-action Star Wars series. @themandalorian
Nov 12. #FrikkenStarWars!!!

[Bike Mike @MeechsItOff]

@WhitneyCummings Good thing I'm #Canadian!

[Bike Mike @MeechsItOff]

@Travisjpick

[Travis Barker @travisbarker]

Got bored half way thru

🤷🏻‍♂️🙈🥁

@GoPro

[Bike Mike @MeechsItOff]

@helloMCDM Thanks from Canada!

[Bike Mike @MeechsItOff]

I'm so glad it's finally 2014!

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

The next album from Tool will likely be released at the beginning of 2014: http://t.co/IVTeZl9E4T

[Papa Roach @paparoach]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT 🎶

[Bike Mike @MeechsItOff]

@adamrgermain @sugeknowles Can't wait for the next season of Weirder Stuff!

[Satan @s8n]

*accidentally bumping into someone*

Them : Jesus Christ, watch where you’re going

Me : wtf did u just call me

[Howard Gabert 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @HowardGabert]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Detroit had 267 murders in 2017; directly across the border, Windsor Canada had 3. The only thing separating them is a river... and gun control... and a properly funded school system, universal health care, 12 months of paid parental leave, etc.
Because those things work!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Oh my God. OH MY GOD. You see this @DavidKHarbour?

[Bike Mike @MeechsItOff]

RIP Superdave

[𝙄𝙖𝙣 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙚 @iservice]

90% of IT work is Googling well,
the other 10% is remembering how you solved something a year ago

[Bike Mike @MeechsItOff]

@adamrgermain Now with more puss!

[Bike Mike @MeechsItOff]

@ktpick @adamrgermain That just might be crazy enough to work!