Thanks @eltonofficial for spending 384 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Philadelphia Freedom. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/61LkkcVJYn
I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices.
Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.
me to every new cat I foster: look at this set up! you’ve got this cool tower with a little nook and a stretcher and a raised bed that leads up to this window seat where you can observe the outside and little toys and-
them: no thanks i prefer the dirty clothes basket