Sir Burna 🦍

Brand Designer | Chelsea FC 💙 | Burna Boy🦍

[Sir Burna 🦍 @Meekolo_]

@CFC_OBED 💙

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

Zadok's first day as a Seagull. 📸💫

[Sir Burna 🦍 @Meekolo_]

@PenTitan 😂

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Tinubu: "And so... the groundnut oil must never run before sgidoksvhdb 'cause where do we go from there...?"

Idiots: 👏👏👏👏👏

Obi: "If you look at our energy production capacity, we are just at 43% of our potential"

Idiots: "Lol. This is why I said Obi can never be president. We are at 45%, not 43%. All this man does is lie. How do we put our country in the hands of someone who always falsifies figures to prove a point?"

[Sir Burna 🦍 @Meekolo_]

@ZadokYohann @Wizarab10 I think this is Parody account

[Lõr̃ɗ |åvvsóñ💰💰💰 @lawson4uall]

Many people get confused about the different Nigerian passports colours — green, blue, and red. So let me explain it in simple terms.

Not all passports are the same, and the colour of a passport in Nigeria actually tells you the category of traveller and purpose of travel.

1. GREEN PASSPORT – Ordinary Passport: This is the regular passport used by everyday Nigerian citizens.

Who uses it?
• Tourists
• Business travellers
• Students
• Families visiting loved ones abroad
• Medical travellers
• General public

If you are travelling for holiday, study, work, conferences, family visits, tourism, or business as a private citizen, this is the passport you use.

Important:
Green passport holders follow the normal visa application process based on the country they are visiting.

2. BLUE PASSPORT – Official/Service Passport: This is issued to government officials and public servants travelling on official government assignments.

Who uses it?
• Government workers on official duty
• Public officials representing government agencies
• Certain civil servants travelling for official assignments

This passport is NOT for personal travel or tourism. It is strictly for official government-related assignments. Many people mistakenly think having a blue passport means visa-free travel. No ooo 😄
Blue passport holders may still need visas depending on the country and the purpose of travel.

3. RED PASSPORT – Diplomatic Passport: This is the highest category and is issued to diplomats and very senior government officials.

Who uses it?
• Ambassadors
• Diplomats
• The President and Vice President
• Ministers and top-ranking government officials
• Some members of the National Assembly (in certain circumstances)
• Senior Foreign Affairs officials
• Certain dependents of diplomats

Now, this is where many people get it wrong…

Having a RED diplomatic passport does NOT automatically mean you can enter every country visa-free. Visa requirements still depend on diplomatic agreements between countries.

Some countries allow Nigerian diplomatic passport holders visa-free access, while others still require visas — especially if the trip is not an official diplomatic mission.

What about the President?

The President or Head of State does not usually travel like an ordinary traveller applying for visas online.

Presidential travel is arranged through diplomatic protocols, government-to-government communication, security clearance, and international agreements. Due to international diplomatic protocols, sitting Presidents and Heads of State generally do not go through normal visa processes like regular citizens. Their travel is arranged through diplomatic clearance, state protocols, government-to-government communication, and prior authorization between countries.
In short, no embassy officer is telling a sitting President to “come back in 15 working days” 😄

Simple Summary:
🟢 Green Passport = Regular citizens
🔵 Blue Passport = Government officials on official duty
🔴 Red Passport = Diplomats and top government officials

President dey on him own. Just call and move ✈️✈️✈️

Share if you learnt something today.

Shalom!

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I post anonymous link.

Married men complaints are mostly related to economic concerns.

Married women complaints are mostly related to libido & sex.

Are you people taking notes?

[CFChris. @EmenaIo]

Watching Drogba rise for that corner in the 88th minute.

[Sir Burna 🦍 @Meekolo_]

@tobyasky Alujonnu Omo Bishop, (Baba Thiago)

[Sir Burna 🦍 @Meekolo_]

@50shadesofLizie Na that same thing Madueke do in the first leg of Leverkuseen vs Arsenal wey dem play 1-1, werey come in to dive at last minute the ref blow Pk for them, if you remember

[Chelsea da Depressão @ChelseaFcDepre]

David luiz mostra como é que se bate um penalti em final de champions

e não é no Safonov contra o PSG kkkkkkkk

É no Bayern, na casa deles e Contra o Manuel Neuer

[Dan @CfcDan_01]

🚨 Mikel Obi on Kai Havertz & Noni Madueke after the UCL Final:*

"I remember when Noni Madueke was fighting Cole Palmer over penalties at Chelsea. So why didn’t he step up and take one for Arsenal when they needed him most? He plays like Liam Delap, but with Messi’s ego.

Noni told the world last week that ‘Chelsea is where I was’. And Kai Havertz spent years saying winning the Champions League with Arsenal would mean more than winning it with Chelsea.

Chelsea gave Kai the biggest night of his career — one goal, one Champions League, a place in history. Instead of appreciating it, he acted like it was just a warm-up for something bigger. Same with Madueke — Chelsea gave him a Club World Cup medal without him contributing a thing.

They celebrated every goal against Chelsea like they had a point to prove. Last night proved one thing: talking about the Champions League isn’t the same as winning it.

Kai’s medal still says Chelsea on it. The trophy he dreamed of winning with Arsenal is still missing from their history.

Football is cruel. Sometimes it waits patiently before reminding people where they had their greatest success.

Kai and Noni wanted to show the world Chelsea was just a stepping stone. Instead, they found out Chelsea was the peak.

Some players leave Chelsea and become legends elsewhere. Others leave and spend years chasing the standards they already had.

The Champions League doesn’t care about feelings, interviews, or celebrations. It only remembers winners. And the last time Kai Havertz and Noni were winners, they were wearing blue."

[Sir Burna 🦍 @Meekolo_]

@ruffydfire 😢😢

[Sir Burna 🦍 @Meekolo_]

@Hybrid_Ola 😢

[Omo Kogi (Yagba) 🌍 @harrysone9]

If this pops up on your TL, repost it; it costs you zero naira.

[Sir Burna 🦍 @Meekolo_]

@UnkleAyo 😢

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

How come prophecy never comes that says

- Give your sister/brother money
- Give your parents money
- Give your friend money
- Give your neighbour downstairs money

It’s ALWAYS ‘Give the church money and watch God will do for you’

Abi shey all of una just stupid naturally ni ?

[Oku @oku_yungx]

THE THINGS NOBODY IN CHURCH WANTS TO HEAR 🏛️

Jesus Christ was not a Christian.
He was a Jew. Born Jewish. Raised Jewish. Worshipped as a Jew. And He never not once asked anyone to start a religion in His name.

Here’s what they don’t teach you in Sunday school.

The Bible didn’t exist when Jesus walked the earth. The New Testament was written decades after His death. Councils of men bishops, theologians, political figures sat in rooms and voted on what goes in and what stays out. That’s not me attacking scripture. That’s just history.

And yet we treat the Bible like it fell from heaven pre-bound with a leather cover.
Jesus never said “read my book.”
He said “FOLLOW ME.”

There’s a difference. A massive one.
He never built a church with bricks. He never drew denominational lines. He never handed out membership cards. When He talked about the church, He was talking about something happening inside of you a kingdom not built with human hands.
“The kingdom of God is within you.” Luke 17:21

The Bible is a witness to Jesus. Not a replacement for Him. When the witness becomes the object of worship, we have lost the entire point.

Stop worshipping the map.
Find the destination.

Jesus didn’t come to start Christianity.
He came to end the distance between God and man.

That’s the gospel nobody is preaching.

Stay guided my people 🙏🏾

[Sir Burna 🦍 @Meekolo_]

@boy_director Portable once said
'who go help you no go stress you'

[Sir Burna 🦍 @Meekolo_]

@officialABAT @ndlea_nigeria 😂