Blended_Barbie

Please stop talking until you educate yourself. she/her

[Blended_Barbie @Meemerz9078]

@dontblameklara 💯 I was very confused

[Swift Crave ♥︎ @PopSwiftCrave]

Taylor Swift has been sung happy birthday by Aretha Franklin, been presented awards by both Carol King & Diana Ross, and performed with Madonna. Y’all just love to discredit Taylor’s success. Beyoncé and Taylor are both killing it. Don’t put down one just to uplift the other.

[Blended_Barbie @Meemerz9078]

Don’t tell the men 🤦🏽‍♀️ we use this ON them not FOR them.

[Blended_Barbie @Meemerz9078]

Instant break up.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Breathing and taking it all in

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

I think I’m supposed to gather from all the carefully placed headlines that she’s a partier and thus a bad mom, while he is the hero dad making sacrifices, but no one seems to question why he at 30 decided to marry a 23-year-old and thought she’d suddenly turn into a tradwife

[Blended_Barbie @Meemerz9078]

So why write the article?

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

If you call me on Twitter I will get a restraining order against you

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

having a baby looks really hard …

if u always have baby in one hand and ur phone in the other …. where do u put ur ice coffee ? does baby hold it ? I doubt …

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

If your job requires a college degree, you should be able to write-off your student loan payments as a business expense the way CEOs write off their private jets and yachts for their jobs which require neither.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In Opinion

"An obvious lesson from the gargantuan success of both 'Barbie' and the Eras Tour is that there is a huge, underserved market for entertainment that takes the feelings of girls and women seriously," Michelle Goldberg writes. https://t.co/IXhebqz507

[Blended_Barbie @Meemerz9078]

@PopBase I’d love to see this in reverse

[Blended_Barbie @Meemerz9078]

@Uber_Support

[Blended_Barbie @Meemerz9078]

1. You can’t find my complex and send your drivers to the incorrect address twice in a row.
2. I call said driver and attempt to fix it to no avail.
3. The chat representative ends the chat and refuse to assist or allow me to contact a supervisor.

It’s the principle.
@UberEats

[jess @enchantedjess13]

would love it if it just catches on that we all greet each other by saying “hi barbie!”

[trash jones @jzux]

everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30