Alexis Swinson

at this point over-caffeinated is a personality trait

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

Hoping for a speedy recovery here for Jujhar Khaira after this hit from Jacob Trouba. Has a history with concussions. No penalty on the play. #NYR #Blackhawks

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

Jujhar Khaira was stretchered off the ice at 13:50 in the 2nd period. Our thoughts are with him ❤️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jonathan Toews Has Officially Declared Himself Ready For Opening Night https://t.co/0qm76yqGsr

[Bleacher Nation Blackhawks @BN_Blackhawks]

Have you ever wanted to see the #Blackhawks signing “Stacy’s Mom” at Karaoke? Of course you have…

[Alexis Swinson @MeesAlexis94]

~gets 700 page book thinking I’ll finish it in a week~
✨still on page 170 after not touching the book for a week✨

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Albus. He’s only been around for a little bit of 2020, but you... you made it through the whole h*ckin thing. 12/10 please high five him

[Alexis Swinson @MeesAlexis94]

So Apple has the iOS update with 100 new emojis and THEY STILL HAVENT MADE AN ICED COFFEE EMOJI. Come on.

[Alexis Swinson @MeesAlexis94]

Can Apple just make an iced coffee emoji already

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

@GoldenKnights no, this is patrick

[nick @parrspective]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.

[Alexis Swinson @MeesAlexis94]

With the amount of times my dad asks me “what the weather is going to be like” on that day you would think I went to school for broadcast meteorology

[abby govindan @abbygov]

you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up

[Alexis Swinson @MeesAlexis94]

I hate wasting time thinking about people who wasted my time.

[tara michelle ⭐️ @imtaramichelle]

honestly can't wait for the day I meet a man that finally gives me the love & respect I deserve hahahahah

[Alexis Swinson @MeesAlexis94]

The fact every Starbucks I drive past has a line a mile long makes me think the universe is telling me I don’t need coffee before going to work. And for that, my wallet says thank you.

[Romain Revert @romainrevert]

Due to less air pollution the sky is so clear ! I can see the Universal logo !

[Alexis Swinson @MeesAlexis94]

“Let’s Netflix Party Lord of The Rings”
Me: do we have to?
*netflix does not have LOTR*
Me: oh darn... I guess we can’t watch 😅🙌🏽

[Netflix @netflix]

𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹, 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒫𝑒𝓇𝓀𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝐵𝑒𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝒲𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒻𝓁𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓇 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝓃 𝒩𝑒𝓉𝒻𝓁𝒾𝓍.

[Alexis Swinson @MeesAlexis94]

also just took a fat 3 hour nap and woke up more tired than before my nap so now I think it’s time to make a coffee.