Megan Carver

Alcohol doesn't solve your problems but then again neither does milk.

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

#WorldSeries Game 1 is here and we have 2 tickets to give away! Retweet this and you'll be entered to win. #TakeTheCrown

[Megan Carver @MegCarver]

@Codeman51 @sfletch11 @GdangitBrady12 @JStyskal @andy_walt in the future we should celebrate #312Day together.. it is a holiday after all!!

[Megan Carver @MegCarver]

Song by @tracy_lawrence: "Footprints On The Moon" http://t.co/QhrwitJvGa

[Megan Carver @MegCarver]

Song by @tracy_lawrence: "Lie" http://t.co/YmdX6aFtCy

[Megan Carver @MegCarver]

Album by @tracy_lawrence: "Headlights, Taillights & Radios" http://t.co/X6L9GZBVXX

[Megan Carver @MegCarver]

Song by @tracy_lawrence: "Lie" http://t.co/yto6IVfvb2

[Megan Carver @MegCarver]

Check out #4 21 Fans Who Restored Your Faith In Alcohol In 2013 http://t.co/YlTShObQiv #hometownproud #keepitclassy

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

Ok @DBradbery I'm not saying I cried when I saw this... But it's possible. I love you kiddo... http://t.co/7pSMqbp7XW #TheHeartOfDixie”

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

“@WBCSays:
We know BS when we see it! http://t.co/ZTZiUm9B53”
Hey WBC.. I've got one more sin for ya... Blow me.

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

“@WBCSays: "A great response to Bible Words, BS! #not #StillPicketingYou”
Please!! I beg you!! Not a picket!! Have mercy on me!! #dipshit

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

Hey @WBCSays.. This isn't about God. It's about me using this opportunity to make y'all look like the absolute complete dipshits you are.

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

Also @WBCSays... Y'all may want to keep an eye on ur women at my show.. I've got a few band and crew guys that'll be smacking that holy ass!

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

Hey @WBCSays... How'd you get Napoleon Dynamite to picket for you?!! That's awesome!!

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

Think you're having a bad day? Just be glad you weren't born this complete mouth breathing moron from WBC.. #dipshit

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

It gives me peace knowing that not one of the waterheaded dipshits from WBC could ever whip my ass... Ever.

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

Helloooo Kansas City!!!!!!! I actually took off one day of drinking yesterday to prepare for public intoxication tonight!!!

[GoArmy @GoArmy]

We will #neverforget. http://t.co/BDtSbk0HXW #september11

[Lauren Conrad @LaurenConrad]

Let’s all take a moment today to remember 9/11…http://t.co/cA84chVqRn Never forget.

[Rachel Santschi @RachelSantschi]

Today we honor the lives lost, celebrate the heroes that emerged and pray for those still affected. #NeverForget

[Scotty McCreery @ScottyMcCreery]

9/11 #NeverForget