Megan Lamrock

B.S.; ΦΣΣ alumnae; lover of all things marine life 🦈

[Megan Lamrock @MegLamr18]

I could listen to @GHardstark & @KarenKilgariff speculate about the zodiac killer all day, honestly 🙏🏻

[Megan Lamrock @MegLamr18]

@CrimeJunkiePod - you probably already know this but look at what shows up for the “how to” on Patreon :)

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

Raise your hand if you had "the 3rd Amendment to the Bill of Rights finally becomes relevant" on your 2020 Bingo card.

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@emily_hollers Omg same tho

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Wheel, snipe, celly boys! #gogrg #thirdWinningWednesday

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@elizstoner What’s this from boo?

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@sarah_straney Wow. Rude, Karen. 🎺💁🏻‍♀️

[Megan Lamrock @MegLamr18]

Annual hockey night with my uncle!! #gogrg

[Megan Lamrock @MegLamr18]

Last night I had a dream that I met @Adaripp, & if that’s not the best way to start 2019 idk what is

[Megan Lamrock @MegLamr18]

Coworker: *complaining about working 9-5 instead of shorter shifts* does our manager want me to kill myself, because I will! *laughs*

Me: 🙃😐😑
Me internally because I’m at work:

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Knee: hurts for no apparent reason

Me: I wonder if there’s a storm a’brewin

Weather app: YES

[Megan Lamrock @MegLamr18]

Live from Reagan airport: this dude bro trying to convince a high school junior that racquetball is better than baseball #goodluckwiththat

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You know it’s almost finals when the masseuse started & went “oh...”

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Guys my plane is tiny as shit 😬

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Being a germaphobe at the airport is significantly harder when you can’t leave your luggage with someone when you go to the bathroom ☹️

[Megan Lamrock @MegLamr18]

Things I apparently naturally understand about chemistry:

Rate laws

That is all.

[Megan Lamrock @MegLamr18]

It’s too early to have to listen to this hipster mansplain everything to this girl on the bus

[Megan Lamrock @MegLamr18]

Fraternity man: I mean it’s just part of a frat that you have to drink during the week

Me: no 👏🏻 it’s 👏🏻 not 👏🏻

[Megan Lamrock @MegLamr18]

“I love helping people” says the girl that just stated she refused to help someone with notes/studying after they missed a class