Megan Schueler

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

This was one half-step short of "I've never won a Masters, but I can't imagine it feels a helluva whole lot different."

What a time...

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

2021: Spieth wins on Easter
2022: Spieth leads on Easter

*checks 2023 Easter date*

[Megan Schueler @MegSchu_]

👋🏻

[Keith Murphy @KeithMurphy]

24-10 #Hawkeyes after 3, and exodus has begun.

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

I want to know who it was at the Four Seasons Landscaping that

—answered the phone
—heard that the Trump campaign wanted to hold a press conference in his parking lot
—realized they had mistaken him for a hotel
—Looked at an invisible documentary camera
—said, “Absolutely.”

[Get Up @GetUpESPN]

Nebraska asked the Big Ten Conference to play Chattanooga after their game against Wisconsin was cancelled. @paul.finebaum went OFF 😳

"Nebraska is a total embarrassment these days!"

[Megan Schueler @MegSchu_]

@ThewIAm Psh. Parker, CO this week

[Megan Schueler @MegSchu_]

@T2GRN After quarantine jeans do kinda suck

[Zach Wahls @ZachWahls]

Fans of @HawkeyeFootball *must* be more upset about the words and experiences endured by black Hawkeyes than the words spray painted on our stadium. Vandalism is a bummer, but the humanity, safety, and lives of our black players are so much more important.

#HawksFlyTogether

[Megan Schueler @MegSchu_]

@AllThatandMoore @schuelerc26

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

My toddler doesn’t want oatmeal for breakfast but when I’m the parent, the authority is total.

[Megan Schueler @MegSchu_]

@whitesider10 @ktenboer @sbaugher12 @Kendra_Sexton1 @PaigeDickel @SydRudd @Paiger8 @Lauren__Bagby @waresgsbcentral @CentralSB1 @karlyolson17 @tannerrylie @A_Stray13 @DVRenterghem @Emily_MaeAlice @anniedevries9 @malschulen @mikaylasplavec @tabithataylor21 @Brizzo_11 @Shayebaebae @Danielle_Riley2 @makm14 @mariahhope4 @KileyLythberg17 @hollsballs20 @jessedler Best: the time with my teammates, especially all the extra time with my catchers. I kept them busy in the bullpen b/c I was always paranoid about being called in and NOT being warm. You’re next @laurakneib @AngelaKoryn @PatriciaSwank

[Megan Schueler @MegSchu_]

@whitesider10 @ktenboer @sbaugher12 @Kendra_Sexton1 @PaigeDickel @SydRudd @Paiger8 @Lauren__Bagby @waresgsbcentral @CentralSB1 @karlyolson17 @tannerrylie @A_Stray13 @DVRenterghem @Emily_MaeAlice @anniedevries9 @malschulen @mikaylasplavec @tabithataylor21 @Brizzo_11 @Shayebaebae @Danielle_Riley2 @makm14 @mariahhope4 @KileyLythberg17 @hollsballs20 @jessedler Worst: where do I start? 😉Freshman year Regionals I balked w/ bases loaded late in the game. That game ended our season. Runner-up: being late to AM practice. I was so scared to come inside the curtains that I hid outside of them for a few mins, making me even more late.

[Megan Schueler @MegSchu_]

@T2GRN I got tagged in one and will politely decline and keep my pushups private 🙁

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Tip: If you’re calling it something other than COVID-19 or coronavirus at this point, everyone else knows why.

[Matthew @CrowsFault]

CDC: To prevent coronavirus stay home, avoid physical contact and don't go into large crowds.

Introverts: I've been preparing for this moment my entire life.

[Megan Schueler @MegSchu_]

'There are more dogs in Denver than children' and other random info you didn't know you needed 🤯 https://t.co/8x16ODm9he

[Megan Schueler @MegSchu_]

@KyleClark @iHeartRadio They reversed similar iHeart layoffs in Iowa due to the public backlash https://t.co/62zakUiyRN

[WHO 13 News @WHO13news]

#BREAKING KXNO Reverses Course, Re-Hires Fired Sports Talk Radio Hosts https://t.co/t2B3WQy5Kr

[Megan Schueler @MegSchu_]

@_cyndilou @_marcimarc @jbarclay 🤯 I know someone who’s Twitter famous!