Meg Shorette

likes: music, people, places & things
dislikes: douche b's

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman in Meeting Wishing She Were Lizard on Rock: https://t.co/Dk7bc0y7Wr

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This is an unnecessarily long fireworks show

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Bartertown will never be the same.

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Wish I were one of those ppl who stash chocolate around the house rn

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@pdankqueen207 @spizzyspose I was there!

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Woman Who Was Excited for Summer Forgot About Sleeping When It's Hot: https://t.co/83e8hDqarD

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It’s cute how cats sit with their little elbows bent

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Me: why they gotta remake everything?

also me: 🤑🤑🤑

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@britcoal BUT ARE THE GULLS OKAY?!!

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@britcoal 😂 wtf. I love how I’m the phone-a-friend on this one 🤣

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Have you ever rescued a cat who after 8
years still just kinda doesn’t like you??

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My dad's going through it and its been just one hit after another in a very short period of time 💔

Can you help Support Mickey on the PayPal Fundraisers? Every little bit helps! https://t.co/x9E0Yihens
#GenerosityNetwork
#PeopleHelpingPeople

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The only way the person who wrote this is getting paid enough is if it’s the CEO.

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

It’s true.
Our boneless wings are all white meat chicken.
Our hamburgers contain no ham.
Our buffalo wings are 0% buffalo.

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So annoying that I have to drive 40 min there and back to answer emails (which I reply to all weekend) and do my client google meetings. I have a home office.

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Halifax in the morning ✈️

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My meds are doing the most today

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@jasonmbosch It was fun.

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@jasonmbosch yeah… we just did that.

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later losers