Meg Simpson

[Meg Simpson @MegSimpson3]

@EMASNHSTrust Surely an eyepatch. 😂

[BBC One @BBCOne]

Friend: Busy later?
Me: Stupid question. It’s #Luther night.

[Ad🇯🇲 @KRUZAA_]

Serial killer on not, you will not catch me crawling on a public bus. Are you mad!? #Luther

[amy 🧚🏼 @amyxdaisies]

one of my iconic moments of 2018 was bumping into @AlanCarr on a bike ride before seeing Bruno Mars 😩😭😂

[North West Ambulance Service @NWAmbulance]

We never want to name and shame anyone, but please, if we're blocking your drive, it's due to a serious medical emergency - please be patient with us, we don't deserve verbal abuse!

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

How the seasons work in the UK:
Jan - Cold
Feb – Still Cold
Mar – Still cold but snow now
Apr - Rain
May – More rain
Jun – Why is it still raining
July - BEES
Aug – Oh god it is so hot
Sept – I miss the heat
Oct – Heat is simply a memory
Nov - Cold
Dec – Cold but with capitalism

[North West Ambulance Service @NWAmbulance]

Spare a thought for our ambulance crews today! They've battled the weather to make it into work where they'll be driving around in dangerous conditions to get to those who need us. Help them out by taking extra care to stay safe and #MakeTheRightCall 😇🚑💚

[LADbible @ladbible]

So this is what really goes on in the women's bathroom... 😂🙈