Megan Johns

In a world full of pigeons, be a flamingo🦩

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

@d3pressedsl0th @MilenaAmit I’m the youngest of 6. There’s definitely loneliness

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

@aloi_asaf @downbadABI That man is EXACTLY where he wants to be 🥰

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

When he started shaking up the beers I knew what was coming and tried to direct him outside or to the bathroom. He said “I’ll keep the mess in the shower if you send the pictures to Jason and Trav” (as if we’re besties) “Sure babe, I’ll even tag @drinkgaragebeer” @newheightshow

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

@lindsay_rhodes As an almost 40 cowboys fan, born and raised in Washington state….. I don’t know what to tell you lol. Once the decision is made it’s permanent

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

@kaiamal13 This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. 10/10 no notes. You guys killed it!!!

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

Honestly the only real solution now is to sacrifice Humpy to the Etsy witch #SeizeTheMoment #SeattleMariners

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

The rule at our house is -

If I find money in the laundry, it’s mine

If my husband finds money in the laundry I say, “hey thanks for finding that!” and it’s also mine 😆

#marriage

[rob to be named later @NotTheBobbyOrr]

FOX BOOTH: you can’t just throw sliders every pitch

MARINERS PITCHER: [slider]

BOOTH: got the batter perfectly set up for the fastball now, definitely

MARINERS PITCHER: [slider]

BOOTH (through tears): please. that’s enough

MARINERS PITCHER: [slider]

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

@jchat85 Seattle fan here! My blood pressure is NOT OK

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

@ADHDForReal Not well. Hope that helps!

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

I just saw a clip on an LAPD officer get hit with tear gas by an ICE agent and do you know who was helping him???? An older Latina woman who works at a nearby restaurant was pouring milk over his eyes while people fired off questions at him. THE IRONY

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

@PatandRon670 The Johns family is in Miami all the way from Vancouver Wa to root for the Cubbies! ⚾️♥️💙

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

@Truth5112 @broadwaybabyto This person has no idea what they’re talking about. I’ve been in healthcare for well over a decade and you wear masks for all kinds of reasons. Getting fit tested for n95s was a job requirement LONG before covid

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

@nflmemes And women are too emotional… got it

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

@SwiftieMegan87 I love the group but…. Man lol

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

@drinkgaragebeer You need to fix this! How am I supposed to toast @JasonKelce now?!

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

Listen, as a Dallas fan I’m getting real sick of being a gracious loser. Anytime y’all are ready for our obnoxious winners era, I’m ready 💙🏈

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

@newheightshow My had had me believing until I was like 12 that cheesecake was only for adults and that my kid tastebuds wouldn’t like it until I was older 😂

[Megan Johns @Meg_Johns17]

@FlavorFlav @USAGym This man is a national treasure. I was aware of him before but I’m a super fan now! Flavor Flav I hope you never change!!