Tortorella stayed up to watch Knicks-Spurs last night:
“They’ve been watching our games.”
“I wanted to go to bed, but when they cut it down to 15, you knew something stupid was gonna happen. It’s basically been the same stupid stuff that’s happened in our series.”
A woman this naturally attractive could only have become famous the way she did—a sleeper hit micro-budget indie. A big studio casting director (resentful girlboss or gay man) would have turned her away for not having fetal alcohol syndrome, hypertelorism or quirky abnormality.
LET’S TRY THIS AGAIN
If Smash 6 gets announced during this Nintendo Direct, I’m choosing a random person who likes this tweet and sending them $1,000 and posting proof the next day
NO CAP WHATSOEVER
I CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE STEVE
SAVE US SAKURAI PLEASE