Don Fabio

[Don Fabio @MegaFabs]

Just been on a date with a paediatrician.
She said if I want to see her again I've got to be a little patient.

[Matt Rice @matt____rice]

Me when the Lime scooter app tells me not to ride after having a few beers

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If there is an Under 21 Euros, there should also be an Over 35 Euros. Legends of the game having one last roll of the dice to settle old scores and one last chance to win a major trophy.

[Euan @euann1711]

I’ve got money on this guy and he’s rolling around playing in the sand like a child, does he think this is a joke? Get your head in the game pal

[The Villa Academy @academyavfc]

🔵⚪️ Bristol Rovers 1-1 Stockport

Sil Swinkels (20) made an instant impact on debut, scoring his first professional goal with this injury time header to rescue a point at the Memorial Ground. Lino Sousa (70) started before being replaced in the second half.

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

I love that the Chinese Elon Musk impersonator can barely speak a word of English, just like the real Elon Musk

[Jeremy @Pimp_Lord619]

There’s this grunge wrestler named Steven Flowe who’s theme song Even Flow except all the words are just changed to Steven Flowe

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

😭 🤣

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

lol I’m dead

[Fin Taylor @FinTaylorcomedy]

Sign up for more f*ckwit history episodes

[Chef Chris @ChefJags]

I’m sorry… WHAT?? 😂😂

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

The cop "oops" 🤣

[The GTA Base @TheGTABase]

Busta ass Ballas

[Maj. (Ret.) Richard Ojeda @Ojeda4America]

So if a plane ticket costs $1200 to fly from Florida to someplace else in America, but then jumps to $3000 because a hurricane is coming…….that should be criminal. No company should ever be allowed to price gouge during disasters.