Just Meg ♐

Equal opportunity offender - Sideline twitter stalker, shit talker and train wreck gawker. Reality TV addict - bettah than bakin soda!!

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@Barrett_Jackson #underthehood ~ Buster White's 68 Mustang coupe 289 4 barrel out of Culpeper, VA #White'sAutomotive

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Guy! The guy! Lol

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The guys flying around w/ the jet pack on the gamefly commercial looks like gathan.

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Mondays used to be a mother.. Now Wednesdays are wenches or witches..

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Watching Le Tour de France, chug every time someone bites it.

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@kathyleecoffey and, you're the bestest bestie this hot mess could Ever ask for!

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@_spell thank you, spelling robin! Or owl?!

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Awww, the Kaiser bun finally emerged from the flap oven!! Best wishes to Babs, Jace and the Emperor of Sammich Rolls!!

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Maryland's state song totes ripped 'oh Christmas tree' or 'oh tenanbaum' (sp?) #Church

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Missing Charm City #BMoreBitches

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So, in my absence, have I missed anything other than the general twitter dickbaggery?!

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I thought those thingies on my front fender were just reflectors. Turns out they should light up..but they don't! Go fig! #CarFail

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@KillaDilla31 DILLA!!!!!!!! Mwah! Miss you too!

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Oh, what I wouldn't give to have Babs, front and center, screaming 'Ya HIGH jaaanell! #SheReallyShouldMarketHerself!

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@MeowLillian hell, any oysters are good!!! I wish I coulda gone to your establishment! #VivaRodney

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@kathyleecoffey lol, serial?

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@mellie_mayhem @MegNog0 holy snizzy!! That's the cutest pic EVER!

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La la la! I have stories! La la la.. But, the don't pertain to bullshit TV shows...la la la, sack up, Merica!

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@MeowLillian I used to have good 'oysters' at 'Rodney's' too, 'cept 'oysters' were a euphemism, and 'Rodney' was real!